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  1. Lucky gal hehe Bullet bounces off US woman's bra The wiring in the bra proved too strong for the bullet A US woman had a lucky escape when a burglar's bullet bounced off the metal underwire in her bra. Police in the city of Detroit said one of three intruders fired a shot when the woman looked out of her window and saw them raiding the house next door. The bullet smashed the wind
  2. <script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=int&vid=/video/crime/2009/04/10/dnt.fl.home.burglary.wsvn" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript> (CNN) -- Jeanne Thomas was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to check the security camera that she installed in her home. The Thomas home had been burglarized before, so she installed a monitoring device where she can watch a live video feed of the camera in her home.
  3. Deputies say she grabbed the man’s crotch after he pushed her down PORTLAND, Ore. - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled. McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and pas
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhl7f5IPoV8&eurl=http://failblog.org/&feature=player_embedded
  5. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7730744.stm
  6. A 94-year-old woman has made a successful skydive in Nottinghamshire for charity. Video - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7716073.stm
  7. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7688091.stm
  8. Source: CLAYMONT, Del. (CBS 3) ― A woman wanted in the bizarrely complicated attempted kidnapping of her former virtual boyfriend has been apprehended after a multi-state search. New Castle County Police said 33-year-old Kimberly Jernigan of North Carolina was apparently distraught after her online relationship with a 52-year-old man from Claymont, Delaware came to an end. The pair apparently met online in "Second Life." A virtual relationship began between the victim, whose character was a Lion, and Jerrigan, whose online persona was said to be a virtual woman. When the two met in rea
  9. Have you seen this woman? Any information rewarded. S.Seagull, Baked Delights, Trinsic [OOC: I noticed she has been on lately and would like to invite her to a ale. I wonder for some time now where she went.]
  10. oh em gee this is just sad ...and pretty darned odd! Police: Woman lived with mummified sister - Weird news - MSNBC.com I don't love my sisters this much, sorry... o.0
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  12. The Woman NEVER try to outsmart a woman. A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week." "This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her hu
  13. kingtony


    A Woman A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are your doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney, I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Sydney too, I want to see you live on $800 a year
  14. The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired" She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine did
  15. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
  16. The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The
  17. A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner 1 can of Soup For One 1 16oz can of Miller Lite The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?" The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?" He replies, "Because you're ugly."
  18. 1) Spotting a pair of killer shoes 2) Seeing image of husband with other woman 3) Incident of sexism I voted 3............ Spotting a pair of killer shoes 45.79% Seeing image of husband with other woman 30.22% Incident of sexism 23.99% 321 answers so far. It's the shoes. Wow
  19. 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most o
  20. wishes for a woman A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wis
  21. DEAR DIARY: DAY ONE All packed for the cruise ship - all my s_ _iest dresses and make-up. Really excited. DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man. DEAR DIARY .. DAY THREE At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off The deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner With him in his own cabin. Had a luxuri
  22. Embarrassing eh? heh Stuck woman traps SA cave group The tourists coped with the ordeal well. Photo: Cango Caves An overweight woman who got stuck in a South African cave trapped 22 fellow tourists for more than 10 hours and had to be prised free with liquid paraffin. The woman became trapped in the Tunnel of Love obstacle in the Cango Caves in Western Cape on New Year's Day. The caves' manager said the woman had
  23. Hmm reassuring, eh? An investigation is under way into security at Doncaster's Robin Hood Airport after a woman boarded a flight with three scalpel blades in her bag. Dianne Hall, from Scarborough, said she had forgotten about the blades when she went through security checks before boarding the flight to Jersey. But although the blades triggered an alarm, guards failed to find them when they searched Mrs Hall's bag. G4S Security Services said it was taking the allegation "very seriously". Mrs Hall, whose husband uses the blades in his sign making business, was travelling on holida
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