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You know you play UO too much when...

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When i go for walks i find myself taking pictures of peoples roof's and gardens for ideas on how to make better ones for UO.

call each other by their screen names.


Oh man - we pretty much do that here too without realizing it - scarey isn't it.

:grin: :grin: :grin:

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When i go for walks i find myself taking pictures of peoples roof's and gardens for ideas on how to make better ones for UO.



Oh man - we pretty much do that here too without realizing it - scarey isn't it.

:grin: :grin: :grin:



Speaking of taking pictures of peoples houses.. Wouldnt it be funny if you see someones RL house, and decide, you want to design yours like it, so you go home, click a button and it falls to its foundation, and within an hour or so, you have a new home, but all your stuff from inside is stuffed into a moving crate, that weighs 5 tons! hehe..

I am lucky on the part of the name vs. screen name. All my chars are my real name or a variation of my real name, Bo. The Bo, Bobo, Bo. The only one that doesnt fit it, is my archer Tanuki. That is just a funny Japanese joke, that makes the japanese xsharders laugh when they see it. So people end up calling me Bo, and it doesnt confuse me. hehe..

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Hehe I sometimes call my hubby by his screen name :laugh:

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There is a house down my street and every time my daughter and I pass it we remark about how much it looks like a two story villa....

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Ok hopefully nobody thinks less of me on this one.

You are seriously thinking about killing someone because you figure you can take the "count" and work it off in 40 hours. And then you snap out of your trance remembering that this is real life and its 40 years not 40 hours.

At this point I took a break from UO for 2-3 weeks, it was kinda getting serious then.
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thinking about killing someone because you figure you can take the "count" and work it off in 40 hours..


:P :P :P

Meh - that only applies in the real world if your a Pro Athlete or Pop Star Celebrity.

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lmao!

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Lol, but you get gold for killing people in game, you loose it on trial lawyers in real life.
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... you are driving down the road when you get cut off by someone, and you stick your head out the window, yelling "Corp Por!"

... you drive by a cattle ranch and think "Mmmm... so much leather!"

... you go to do home repairs and double click your tools instead of using them. Then get pissed when no gump appears.

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You're significant other runs up a credit card bill and you accuse them of exploiting a bug where one will get money for nothing!

You get mad because your trees are not indestructable, nor to they give blue tinted wood.

The bank thinks you are crazy for trying to deposit 10k boards of wood into your account.

You wonder why you get strange looks at the bank for saying "bank" and stand motionless just outside the bank walls. You then hold a sign over your head claiming to be selling a Orny of the Magician.
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..... clipped for clarity....
You wonder why you get strange looks at the bank for saying "bank" and stand motionless just outside the bank walls. ..... .



Now that one might actually apply! :laugh:

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ferretting through other peoples waste looking for weapons and armour to smelt down for the ore
Respect everyone

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You try to buy 10000 raw fish steaks to raise your cooking skill...
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At work the other night....

A smart ass warehouse worker who everyone hates is told over and over again to use the fork lift to take boxes off the 3rd shelf. He climbs a ladder and proceeds to pull a box of branded soccer balls off the shelf.. loses his balance, falls and 200 soccer balls spill out hitting him in the head over and over again.

I yelled from my office door... "You got soooooo Owned you Newb!"

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LOL!!!!!! Very good!

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Made an account just to throw a few of these out there...

After being ganked, one of the gankers says "HAHA OWNED 1 ON 1 FAIR DUEL." You then wish you could go to their house irl, be online in their driveway, and let them kill your character. Then you knock on the door, and they answer with a smirk on their face. You then punch them in the face and slam their head into the wall. Delete their chars from their own computer, and then you grab them and say "Owned 1 on 1, fair duel"...and walk out. (i swear i've never thought this...)

You get jumped in an ally, (you also know you've played too much UO if you thought that i meant anything other than the area between two buildings) and when your friends ask you what happened, you say you got ganked.

You actually consider going to a UO meeting irl...

You buy UO items (a.k.a. PIXELS) on ebay with real money.

You paint yourself grey and walk around town, convinced the entire time no one can see you because you are stealthing.

You believe you are GM Snooping, so you dig through someone's backpack at school, and are shocked when they turn around and say ".....what the hell are you doing?"

You believe the shower is useless because it does not exist in UO.

You punch someone on the street, and are surprised that a man inside a bolt of lightning didn't just strike you down.

You spin around in circles at clubs, claiming you're dancing.

You claim a friend is using a bug, because your snickers bar was supposedly locked down.


And the number one way of knowing when you've played too much UO:

You blame your bad gas on low magery.

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We have a bunch on a page on our guild site we did and wrote sometime ago.

http://www.bajahcv.com/humor.html

it's slow to load as it has music... and the back ground is very obnoxious on purpose...

But enjoy!

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This happened to a guy in my guild, and it went down while he was talking on Vent. He was sitting at his computer, and someone tried to break into his house, so he says "I'll be right back, someones trying to break into my house" So he gets up from his desk, while logged in, and runs down the street after him, and decides to not pursue him any longer, cause he wanted to get back to the spawn. So if anyone wants an easy house to rob, go to this guys house. He cares more about gaming than the safety of his home! hehe....

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We have a bunch on a page on our guild site we did and wrote sometime ago.

http://www.bajahcv.com/humor.html

it's slow to load as it has music... and the back ground is very obnoxious on purpose...

But enjoy!


lol
some of those are great!

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Loved that site! Thanks for posting it. :)

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