YEW THRASH VESPER 8-1!!Last night Yew proved that their game against Britain was no fluke! Yew trounced Vesper in an over convincing 8-1 win in Britain!! thats 17 Goals in just two Matches now!
Reported by Aiden Margera (impartial referee)
At 8pm the lads arrived in StoneKeep, Sporting their Kits. We spoke about the forcoming game and discussed afew tactics before setting off to Badlands Britain and to the bagball pitch. We discussed a victory song en route which was to be.. "Your Shite! and Yew Know You Are!!". A good choice i reckon.
On reaching the pitch, our opposition was yet to arrive so we decided to have a little two on two game to "warm up". Only afew minutes passed untill Vesper arrived and what a shabby bunch they looked. Sporting nothing other than there kilts and boots our first impressions werent great.
I stopped the lads from practising and set to work discussing the rules. 10 Minutes each way, no running with the ball, The ball MUST be placed on the line, then over it for a goal to stand and no Violence. Once that was clear, I got them ready and dropped the ball on the kick off spot, Blowing my whistle! - It was under way!
The first half proved to be an entertaining half, well on our behalf anyways. a fantastic FIVE
goals were put past the Vesperian defence! A truely great display! Radek and Bladius netting two each, and Sineal getting a late one respectively. On the ten minute mark i blew my whistle for half time! Vesper were far from happy about their performance, and rightly so!
I had a quick word with the lads, telling them to keep there heads and at the same time trounch the beggers! then had the teams swap sides. I blew me whistle once they were ready and the second half was underway!.
Vesper seemed to have a little more "bite" in their play this half, reaching our goalline four times!!. Twice Bladius made some fantastic Goal line clearences! and showed some amazing dribbling skills to get the ball away from our area. Radek made a good clearence too! but we fell asleep at the back in the end and conceded a sloppy goal. NEVERTHELESS! we pressed on! picking our heads up we began to dominate once again, Bagging another three goals this half. Radek getting his hatrick, Longshot getting on the scoresheet and Sineal Finishing it off.
On the ten minute mark, I blew my whistle and that was it! Another Fantastic display by Yew! and another win! Great stuff lads! well played.
For the record, here are the scorers -