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a Gnomes word of Wisdom

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Gnomy

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Lesson of the Day :


'No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.'

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You just need superior water applying skills..

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Has this theory even been tested?

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Pfft, a water pistol full of holy water and a steady aim would do it!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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*hiss!*

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nothing looks as sorry for itself as a bedraggled cat tho ...

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If you hold the cat real tight then jump into the water can do it that way

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Gnomy

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hahaha

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Just when you think you seen everything...

But it's no wonder that cat stays underwater for an hour, it probably sinks like a rock with that metal plate on it's head.

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You have never seen everything...
Just when you think you have, the Internet comes up with something new...

On the cat, it does seem pretty calm though, and does seem to willingly swim in the pool, on the surface.

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It's obviously been brain washed! I mean... it sleeps with a dog!

Just think what the babies would look like! :o

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*Gasps*

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