Van Cocidius 834 Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 It happens bro. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 "Wanker" has a completely different meaning for me now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Markus Balthazar 878 Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 She'll wait until you have a wank, then jump on you as you climax and you're in such a daze that there's !!!! all you can do about it. That's how I was conceived. oh man, when I was a kid that was like an insult. They used to say "Your mother sat on a wank stain" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 But she did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sioned 96 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 oh man, when I was a kid that was like an insult. They used to say "Your mother sat on a wank stain" Hmm and I was just told from my Dad back in the days:"Seriously, Dorthe.. You were suppose to be a stain on the sheets and now your a stain on my conscience!" Or how about this one "Dorthe, next time I see your Mother, I swear I will slap her SO hard across the face, cause you cant possible come from my loins!" Yeah.. my dad lubs me! =) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Markus Balthazar 878 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Aye, in the old days sperm donors were rare. Tis a sad tale indeed.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Wow.. now that's true love! I wish my Dad said things like that to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Markus Balthazar 878 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 How about? Goodness gracious great balls of fire!! well they were afterwards anyhow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elise 67 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Trying to find a pic of me that I don't actually hate. Not having much luck... the nicest one is of me with severe anaemia... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 I'm too tired of my own face to post anymore photos here. =/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 A 17 year old me can be found on page one. GOD I USED TO BE SO YOUNG! P.S. There's also a picture of Esca with his snake out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uriel 88 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 Haha, You look way to young in that picture Van had to go back to see it for reference. Also I wonder why markus woke this thread without a picture. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 He obviously demands tits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 She. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 He is a she? But that's madness.. in the most erotic of ways. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Markus Balthazar 878 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 gah Van you look so sweet young and innocent... it cannot be!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 It isn't. He's evil like sauron rl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 [video=youtube;d2FT4FprxDg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FT4FprxDg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 This rings true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Me this halloween. People at the club were genuinely frightened. Casual. Limbo! had to take the head off after 3 rounds though =( Came second in total! Wohoo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 I hope that's paint on you and not a tan. I decided after lots of thought that I wasn't spending a penny on some stupid costume so I went in my work clothes. Yeah, I went as a rapist. Wasn't the best way to introduce myself, and let's be honest, "Rapey" isn't the sort of nickname you want to pick up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 That's just inappropiate Van, like this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juliette_KT 5 Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Never thought I would grow up - and along came James =) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dalmurray 5 Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Nathaniel - Love it! Made me laff for a while hehe & Juliette_KT .... - OMG what a Cute-ee ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Palin 7 Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 CAN'T TOUCH THIS!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 The hat adds -10 coolness. This isn't a 90's rave. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Sunday-Washup-outfit. Hipster glasses obligatory. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dubois 5 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 It's Lady Gagas brother! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Dude, I can see penis going down one of the legs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frost 5 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Urgh! What ya looking at! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Only way to wear onepieces is without undies! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Evidently so! Does it have an easy access flap? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 No, you kind of have to pull it down all the way, and that may be risky at times.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Yeah that could be awkward. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Palin 7 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Going to the Renaissance Fair as a Templar! =) Totally badass.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Templar scum. VIVA LA CREED! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morah Stonebeard 5 Posted February 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Nothing is true; everything is permitted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 To live a simples life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Palin 7 Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 Me getting a picture taken with some chick I met at the Renaissance Fair. I do not have my Templar cloak on though otherwise someone would have had to pick me up to turn me over every 30 minutes, I would have been cooked by the end of the day.. Was hot enough as it was. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morah Stonebeard 5 Posted February 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Buddy Holly glasses and Templar armour, seems to work so well! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 I'd do him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Yeah, I'd do the dude on the left. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Caught off guard when having a latte and cheesecake with the gf. And I dare say this place makes the worlds best cheesecake. What's even better is that I get it for free as I suck my friends dick that works there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cocidius 834 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 It may of caught you off guard, but you still had time to pose. P.S. I probably looked at that picture longer than a straight man should have. Starting to question things.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nathaniel Hawk 11 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 By off guard I meant not enough time to apprehend whats going on, and ruin myself with a rather obscene facial expression that I usually do. And I swear to god they have the best cheesecake in the world: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Escaflowne/Balgus 375 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 I love cheesecake! Just thought you should know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WolFie 5 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 So question I know if may seem dumb, but hey you'll understand later lmao jk... But (when) i finally have a photo of myself how do i post it on here?.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WolFie 5 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 And as of cheese cake I might have to contest with "the best" because when I use to live in another state, NY, to mention there were these Greek people that came over here years ago and I don't think that thing could ever be beat!... Also seeing the recipe is go to be a LOT older than them and they are about 60 something years old! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Escaflowne/Balgus 375 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 upload it on an upload site like imageshack or something and then just post the link on here Wolfie Thats what i do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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