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As you may or may not know Ferenhelm is off on a Spiritual journey of enlightenment. I just thought you would like to know that he is still doing good and though tempted is sticking true to the Templar traditions and morals. I hope this note find the Knights Templar in high spirits and moving ever forward in their knowledge of the virtues.
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[NB- best viewed in UOForums light style] Here in the UK there cant be many who havent been aware of the campaign to end the suffering of the mass produced chickens for cheap supermarket sale. Having followed the campaign on TV and because of it totally changed to Free Range myself. However I have found it increasingly difficult to buy free range chickens from Tesco where I usually shop. This has meant I have paid up to £8 for 1 chicken,making it a special one off rather than a regular food item as before. I even changed supermarkets to try solve the problem,but the truth is the big bo -
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, 'Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter says, 'This is amazing, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided too. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
