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  1. * A notice is posted at the Dormitory* " The Laws of Masonic Knighthood, Priciples of Chivalry and Tenets of Virtue are the very core of the Order; and as such all members should endeavor to uphold these ideals with the utmost vigilance. " Greetings, I wish to extend an invitation to you, Brethren of the Order, to join me in the discussion of these core principles. It is my intention to form these meetings regularly so that an in depth discussion might occur. Often Enlightenment is sought, but seldom is it found. Perhaps, with these open discussions, we might find ourselves closer t
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  3. DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just rememberin
  4. Location: Homare-Jima Tokuno Islands (Chesapeake) City: PaxOku City Building: Blue Light Play House Day: Friday July 18th Time: 9pm est Disclaimer The Views and or Opinions Expressed in the play are solely those of the writer and do not necessary reflect the Views and or Opinions of the Play House, PaxOku City, Kijustsu Anie Village or its Parent City Paxlair. The little men that could is a play centered around Mistress Pleasure. The play starts at the Chair Council building where someone has stolen her chair. To continue being apart of the Chair Council Mistress Pleasure sets out on a
  5. Location: Homare-Jima Tokuno Islands (Chesapeake) City: PaxOku City Building: Blue Light Play House Day: Friday July 18th Time: 9pm est Disclaimer The Views and or Opinions Expressed in the play are solely those of the writer and do not necessary reflect the Views and or Opinions of the Play House, PaxOku City, Kijustsu Anie Village or its Parent City Paxlair. The little men that could is a play centered around Mistress Pleasure. The play starts at the Chair Council building where someone has stolen her chair. To continue being apart of the Chair Council Mistress Pleasure sets out on a
  6. This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries but now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is fa
  7. Got this from my brother... Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affa
  8. LONDON (Reuters) - Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV, a survey—perhaps unsurprisingly carried out for a firm selling televisions—said on Friday. Electrical retailer Comet surveyed 2,000 Britons, asking them what they would give up for a large television, one of the latest consumer "must-haves". The firm found 47 percent of men would give up sex for half a year, compared to just over a third of women. "It seems that size really does matter more for men than women," the firm said. A quarter of people said they would give
  9. DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. CHILDAGRA Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents". PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their
  10. Taught by women, for men. 101 Combating Stupidity 102 You Too Can Do Housework 103 P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut 104 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray 105 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money 106 Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM 107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks") 108 Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception 109 Get a Life – Learn How To Cook 110 How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong 111 Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right 112 Understanding Your Financial Inco
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    Men, beware!

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer'. The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helples
  12. [video=youtube;mktzz6Btaew] "] Men in Tights are one of my favorite Mintsrel guilds. Very hilarious, and anyone traveling on landroval should try and make one of their performances.
  13. [video=youtube;bYuARFdg8NU] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYuARFdg8NU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYuARFdg8NU Truly one of Landroval's Most Entertaining Groups
  14. CK and Valmeer returned from their daily patrols through the city of Dragons Watch, Keira gave them both a cruel look as she flung objects from one box to the next looking for something she needed. “ You always seem to bring out the best in people old friend” CK glanced at Val as he sent his ethereal mount away. “I think it’s just you, your ugly compared to someone as pretty as me” Val flashed him a smirk as he did the same with his mount. As they came up the steps and into the manners small yard a white flake fell in front of Val’s eyes and he mumbled something about snow, Keira on the
  15. Its been my intention for a while now to set up a thread in honor of all men and women who serve their countries. I never seemed to find just what I was looking for that gave them the honor they deserved. Today that changed when I found the following. Remember Me [video=youtube;ervaMPt4Ha0] by 15 year old Lizzie Palmer. source If you wish to mention a loved one,friend or neighbour,while they are away,please feel free to post on here. We would all benefit by remembering each and every one of them
  16. 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don’t want to dress like Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. 4. It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. 5. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? 6. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want
  17. The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The
  18. WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
  19. Serves you right If you can't read that, lemme know and I INFLATE it to monstrous measurements
  20. The Hormone Guide Women will understand this and the men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! GUIDE:1.DANGEROUS: 2.SAFER: 3.SAFEST: 4.ULTRA SAFE: 1.What's for dinner? 2.Can I help you with dinner? 3.Where would you like to go for dinner? 4.Here, have some wine. 1.Are you wearing that? 2.Wow, you sure look good in brown! 3.WOW!
  21. 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage. 6. A woman worries about the future un
  22. It can now be revealed that the tounament held by the Yewish more than a week ago (where all enemies of Grd wishing to enter were told to enter in disguise, or risk death) was in fact attended by several of the -V- Militia. Members of the crowd were curious as to the nature of the group of 'fighting monks from magentia'. They were in fact -V- militia. Members of the militia who were unable to attend wil be glad to know that ALL members who entered faired very well and even more pleased, though unsurprised, to hear that the shieldsman category was won by one of the monks, under the name of
  23. MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ********************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: (not you of course Tiger, so no more punishment please) 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents
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