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  1. Out of curiosity, what are your very favorite lines from any movie? I've gotta go with two: "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs "Alright, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?" "... Brought peace?" -Judean Peoples' Front members, Life of Brian (or was it the Peoples' Front of Judea, can't remember)
  2. We have been put in charge of upholding the Kingdom's supply lines to the now loyalist town of Minoc that we won over the past weeks of feuds with the rebels. To both uphold loyalist supremacy in the area, as well as ensuring a peaceful liberation of Minoc, we must ensure that the towns supply lines are secured. Where: Britannia Guards garrison When: Thursday 10 July 8:45 pm BST / 21:45 CET - Edmund Fairholm (County of Skara Brae will be joining us in this.)
  3. I recently switched from a DSL provider (Embarq) to a cable provider (Time Warner RoadRunner). My DSL connection would generally download at approximately 3.5 Mbps, with a max of 5 Mbps. The RoadRunner connection I have now is supposed to provide up to 7 or 8 (not sure) Mbps, but I am only downloading at a max of 3.3 Mbps, and this is only achieved by checking multiple speedtest sites until I find one with a good ping (under 100 ms) A few years ago, I had RoadRunner, and I maintained a steady 4.5 or 5 Mbps, and I was located in a podunk town. My question is: Why would my data transfer sp
  4. An innovative plan to bring high-speed Internet through electrical outlets may not see the light of day Broadband over Power Lines, or BPL, is a technology developed to send data over lines also used for electric power transmission. Simply put, it's high-speed Internet through your electrical outlets. Right off the bat, the appeal of a system like this is attractive for a lot of reasons. It could provide broadband service to rural areas without the physical infrastructure for DSL or cable and would require only minimal hardware installations by the power utilities. It would also pave
  5. Red- Kijustsu Anei Village Yellow- VirtueWind District Orange- DukeLoth District Green- PaxKrat District Pink- TeaRose District Grey- Oku Heights District
  6. 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can’t hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away. 8) Man - “Fat Penguin!” Woman -
  7. Man: Where have you been all my life ? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I wo
  8. DarksieD

    Two Lines

    Guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there , there are two lines to gain entrance to the pearly gates. Over the entrance to one line there is a sign that reads "Men who were henpecked by there wives." This is a very long line with several dozen men standing around shuffling their feet waiting their turn to go in. Over the entrance to the other line there is a sign that reads " Men who were boss." In this line there is only one man standing all alone, so the guy walks up to the man standing alone and says " Hey buddy how come your the only one standing in this line?" The man answers " I d
  9. MEDIEVAL PICK-UP LINES - "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?" - "Been there, slain that." - "What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?" - "They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know." - "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched." - "Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor." - Wench: "What's that sound?" Knight: "That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding." - "Thou hast h
  10. taken from Thread :- Thank you, Thank you, Thank you for getting rid of server lines!!! found in UO.UHall Hats off to whoever decided to get rid of server lines with the new client. Out of all the things this client could have done this is by far the highest thing on my wishlist. If for no other reason, because of this I am looking forward to UO:KR. ########################### AMEN. Let's see some silly dexer try to server-hop on me now ############################ I've always had mages server hop lol I think thats a shard specific thing however. But halleluja amen rejoice
  11. source BNN News has reached the BNN that the Court Ambassador has successfully negotiated a reduction of forces with the Ophidian queens, after turning over the “Zenith Scion,” an artifact the Ophidians seemed desperate to gain back. Readers may remember that its theft from the Ophidians allegedly sparked what has now been one of the most prolonged wars Britannia has seen in modern times. Other news indicates that a special gathering of mages from Wind has managed to restore teleportation and protection spells around the cities of Skara Brae, Serpent’s Hold, and Vesper. However, Papua rema
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