| Re: General of the Ratmen
I returned home after the battle with the General, battered and bruised,
armor burned and pierced here and there, and my supply of arrows severely
depleted. My goddess had gifted upon me a bottle of gold colour, could it
be used to disguise myself as a paragon?
Taking the first bottle of the early spring mushroom wine from the cabinet,
i set it and a crystal glass on the table in the library, settled into the
comfy chair next to it, and poured myself a glass of wine. This seasons
vintage was a bit sweeter than last, but ever so mellow. I could feel the
effects almost immediately, my sore, tight muscles began to ease, and my
thoughts drifted easily to more pleasant things.
Perhaps i had been unwise to choose this warrior's life....... would i be
better suited to domestic chores, planting flower beds, stitching fine
clothing, perhaps playing the harp once again. Tending chickens and goats
held no appeal for me whatsoever (so messy and the odor unbearable), but
raising those marvelous thoroughbred black mares would surely delight my
heart and provide an adequate income. Hmmm... maybe even cooking,
something i had not considered; t'would be an easy task to install an oven..
And instead of armor, i could wear impeccably crisp dresses during the day,
and party till the wee hours in gowns sewn from cloth woven of rare metals
and the finest silks and wear my most precious jewelry and hair ornaments..
Surely there were stil those who held lavish dinners and grand balls in the
great Nujel'm Palace. My elven heart ached to once again stroll through
the gardens there on the arm of a brave and gentle warrior, and dance until
dawn.... talking with friends, and seeing those i had not seen in ages. my
soul surrended to the memories, and imagined memories yet to be made..
I awakened to the sounds hoofbeats on the dirt road in front of my house,
and chased the chickens from the porch....
Hurridly, i called for Starshine to repair my armour and weapons, Pixel to
restock the arrows and work the fine powders into the wooden bow so that it
might see the next battle with even more life.
The terrible memory of being transformed into a fat-bellied rat with spindly
little fur matted legs jarred me back to reality..... so hoping that m'love
Marzan had not caught a glimpse of me during that time.
I poured another glass of wine, thinking that perhaps I may yet become a
great warrior.... and a truly Glorious Lady.
*sigh* contemplates searching the chests for the ointments to easy the
physical pains..
instead... drinks the glass empty and pours another! Spotting the flask of
Paragon Gold colour on the table, i giggle at the thought of a Paragon Gold
Skatha..... oh, how i did hate that Blaze Gold........
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