WoW: Who Am I?

**Maddux** · 20th August 2007, 07:07 PM

Falamir of Nocturnal Bliss was attacking of Hogskin of Deadly Wisdom. Hogskin was running for his life and screaming at the top of his lungs. The Air was feeled with the stench of fear and sour ale. I drew my dagger and sword from their scabbards and leaped from my Swift Storm Saber into battle.

Before my feet had touched the ground, my blades pierced into Falamir's fat belly. Soon the stench of sour ale was over powered by the vile stoumach fluids and blood of Falamir. The green gases emitted around Falamir, and I held my breath so not to breath them. Falamir cried and screamed for his mother. I wished she would show up, for I would kill her too.

As Falamir lay on the ground in his final stages of life, Hogskin returned out of breath and clutching his liquer flask, "I'se thank you Great Illustrious Elevn Warrior!" and held out his flask. Before I could take it from him, he put it to his lips and finished the remainder of it. I laughed! Hogskin asked "Who are you? So I may buy you a drink in the future" I smiled "Who am I? I am Cesear Maximus Maddux."

Petra · 21st August 2007, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Maddux

I am Cesear Maximus Maddux

*spits her pop out*

Eowyna Rohanna · 21st August 2007, 07:28 AM

*watches, smiles and waits* I think I should have Albert look into the preparation of the Grass Crown.

**Cabe Bedlam** · 21st August 2007, 07:45 AM

Oh falamir, I knew you should never have tried to get into a fight with that dwarf Rothgar, and you should certainly have never said that his axe was taller then he. Karma comes around by way of Maddux.

**merth** · 21st August 2007, 08:28 AM

Wheres the shot of him not learning his lesson the first time great "Ceasar"

**Cabe Bedlam** · 21st August 2007, 08:35 AM

Oh, well, um, I did not say that Rothgar won the fight with him...

**Maddux** · 21st August 2007, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by merth

Wheres the shot of him not learning his lesson the first time great "Ceasar"

Elves, Countrymen, lend me your ears..... I wanted to keep the story short, and not reflect on Falamir's Horde stupidity of coming back again and again to lose to me, Your Cesear Maximus Maddux!!

**DiP** · 21st August 2007, 08:29 PM

'Tis always a pleasure to see you're work in action.

**Maddux** · 21st August 2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

'Tis always a pleasure to see you're work in action.

Even more so for me to see you in your PvP Glory again.

20th August 2007, 07:07 PM	#1
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,576 Gold: 19,855 Thanks: 17 Thanked 50 Times in 39 Posts	WoW: Who Am I? Falamir of Nocturnal Bliss was attacking of Hogskin of Deadly Wisdom. Hogskin was running for his life and screaming at the top of his lungs. The Air was feeled with the stench of fear and sour ale. I drew my dagger and sword from their scabbards and leaped from my Swift Storm Saber into battle. Before my feet had touched the ground, my blades pierced into Falamir's fat belly. Soon the stench of sour ale was over powered by the vile stoumach fluids and blood of Falamir. The green gases emitted around Falamir, and I held my breath so not to breath them. Falamir cried and screamed for his mother. I wished she would show up, for I would kill her too. As Falamir lay on the ground in his final stages of life, Hogskin returned out of breath and clutching his liquer flask, "I'se thank you Great Illustrious Elevn Warrior!" and held out his flask. Before I could take it from him, he put it to his lips and finished the remainder of it. I laughed! Hogskin asked "Who are you? So I may buy you a drink in the future" I smiled "Who am I? I am Cesear Maximus Maddux."

21st August 2007, 07:28 AM	#3
Eowyna Rohanna I may not be the queen of everything, but I'm the duchess of quite a lot Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Landroval--LOTRO Posts: 1,452 Gold: 5,181 Thanks: 9 Thanked 14 Times in 10 Posts	Re: WoW: Who Am I? watches, smiles and waits I think I should have Albert look into the preparation of the Grass Crown. Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig!

21st August 2007, 07:45 AM	#4
Cabe Bedlam Master of Magic, no really I'm serious Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Catskills Posts: 1,615 Gold: 81,957 My Mood: Thanks: 17 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: WoW: Who Am I? Oh falamir, I knew you should never have tried to get into a fight with that dwarf Rothgar, and you should certainly have never said that his axe was taller then he. Karma comes around by way of Maddux. Welcome Strangers, the paths are treacherous today... Signature courtsey of atlas607

21st August 2007, 08:28 AM	#5
merth "Can Set Custom Title" Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Set AoC Posts: 1,785 Gold: 93 My Mood: Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 20 Thanked 69 Times in 56 Posts	Re: WoW: Who Am I? Wheres the shot of him not learning his lesson the first time great "Ceasar"

21st August 2007, 08:35 AM	#6
Cabe Bedlam Master of Magic, no really I'm serious Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Catskills Posts: 1,615 Gold: 81,957 My Mood: Thanks: 17 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: WoW: Who Am I? Oh, well, um, I did not say that Rothgar won the fight with him... Welcome Strangers, the paths are treacherous today... Signature courtsey of atlas607

21st August 2007, 08:29 PM	#8
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,280 Gold: 20,572 My Mood: Thanks: 122 Thanked 86 Times in 70 Posts	Re: WoW: Who Am I? 'Tis always a pleasure to see you're work in action. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes