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Old 5th May 2006, 10:03 PM   #1
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"omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

So I'm walking around the Brit bank on Test, taking a break from the crutch mages and the woof woof archers, and as part of the TOS to play on the Test shard is that everyone act like the biggest jerk (to put it mildly) in the universe, I am approached by someone whom I shall refer to as "Little Timmy", who asks me "Do you like men?"

Now, I will assume he had me confused with Jesus since I can walk on water and all, but still I replied "this coming from a 14yo talking about his myspace" since he had been spamming his myspace url for some supposed girl beside him, gotta love how people use their gametime.

Little Timmy replies, "No! LoL! I'm 16 you ******!"

I say "OH WOW! 16! All the difference!"

And Little Timmy drops that timeless pearl on me:

"OMG WHAT ARE YOU AN OLD PERSON PLAYIN KIDS GAMES!!"

Now, my feelings that Test is completely useless since it's very little "test" and more "recess" aside, part of me wishes they would bump the age rating on the game up to, oh I don't know, 18? Maybe require that everyone is out of their angsty teen phase first?

I suggested that he visit Hello Kitty Online since he was obviously wanting to feel at home in a "kid's game", though I imagine Hello Kitty Online would probably kick him off. *shrugs*

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At the age of 27, I still eat Cap'n Crunch too. I should have told him that. It probably would have pissed him off since mom & dad won't buy it for him. Makes him too hyper in his morning classes... Pisses me off though that they no longer put HotWheels cars in the bottom of the boxes. I imagine someone on par with Little Timmy probably swallowed one and choked.

So feel ashamed, all of you! Feel very ashamed! Playing a kids game! How dare you suck up their bandwidth! Why, all of Britannia was created by The Garriott for highschool children to exchange blog urls in! We've had it all wrong! I'm going to go play an ADULT'S game like, I dunno...HungryHungryHippos or something.
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Old 5th May 2006, 10:11 PM   #2
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Re: "omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

Well I will take my 34 yr. old butt and challenge you to a game of candyland... I think they should make a shard that they put people 17 and younger in until they can come play with us big kids... that will teach them... and Hey I remember when Frosted Flakes came with scratch off games...

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Old 5th May 2006, 11:18 PM   #3
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Re: "omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

I'm 42 so I don't have time for kids games. I read classic literature, like Harold and the purple crayon.

Actually I was working in a classroom at one of my schools the other day and Harold was on a desk. So I promptly sat down and read the book. The kids, and the teacher thought I was nuts but who cares?? I love Harold!!!11!one!!

Cap'n Crunch is ok but I'm more into Pebbles myself (Fruity or Cocoa).

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Old 6th May 2006, 12:07 AM   #4
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Re: "omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

Coco Puffs.. Koo Kooo for Coco Puffs.... Don't worry guys, that kid will be 30 someday and wonder what the Hello Happened! Revenge is sweet. If you just wait, they either get old... or die. (mean of me... but it's a fact of all our lives) I rather prefer getting older, given the alternative.

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Old 6th May 2006, 01:27 AM   #5
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Re: "omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

*hides his collection of garfield books*
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Old 6th May 2006, 01:36 AM   #6
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Re: "omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

My 26 year old middle son has all those (Garfield, Snoopy.. I forget what else)... Second daughter (32) just bought a couple of "McBroom's One Acre Farm" series books.. I think Son has the originals of those too. Getting older doesn't mean you have to be boring or bored!! LOL

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Old 6th May 2006, 01:37 AM   #7
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heh, snoopy, kids books thems are!

*hides snoopy books along with the garfield ones*
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Old 6th May 2006, 10:20 AM   #8
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Re: "omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

mmmmm fruit loops.....

Unfortunitly I am very rude to those types of players. Normally I comment something about talking to me when his balls drop or something then slap em with my ignore button, or PK him depending on where I am.

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Old 6th May 2006, 11:27 AM   #9
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Re: "omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

lol... though next tiome someone does that say 'your too young to use myspace, it was created for collage students for between lectures'

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Re: "omg Ur Old An Playin Kids Gamez!!!"

I'm 40 and I'm sorry but it's Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch 4tw! And when my kids moved out of the house, I finally had to confess I wasn't buying the Disney movies for them.

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