I am owed 88 minutes of my life back!!!

Bo · 5th November 2007, 12:37 AM

So last night, I was sitting around after work pretty bored.. I didnt have any movies I really wanted to watch, so I went to a buddies room and asked him if he had anything to watch. He had a few, including Ultraviolet. He said "oh man, its a great movie, just like Aeon Flux" Now AF wasnt that great, but Charlize Theron in tight clothing is usually a bonus to a sup-par movie. So I thought, well why not, Milla Jovavich is decent, and did pretty well in the Resident Evil movies...

Wow!!!!!!!

Bad acting, horrible picture quality, really cheesy 1 liners. Did I mention bad acting...

I immediately took the movie back to him, and said he owed me those 88 minutes back.

It was not like Aeon Flux, it was not like Resident Evil, it was not even worth the 3.8 rating it got on IMDB....

I learned my lesson, I should have known, from his crappy selection of movies he already has, and watched Transformers or Sopranos again instead...

**DiP** · 5th November 2007, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo

So last night, I was sitting around after work pretty bored.. I didnt have any movies I really wanted to watch, so I went to a buddies room and asked him if he had anything to watch. He had a few, including Ultraviolet. He said "oh man, its a great movie, just like Aeon Flux" Now AF wasnt that great, but Charlize Theron in tight clothing is usually a bonus to a sup-par movie. So I thought, well why not, Milla Jovavich is decent, and did pretty well in the Resident Evil movies...

*drools* Thanks for reminding me! *goes to watch AF again... for the 101st time*

Quote:

Wow!!!!!!!

Bad acting, horrible picture quality, really cheesy 1 liners. Did I mention bad acting...

And thanks for the heads up, I hadn't seen it and wanted to for a time, but now it's marked off my list of movies to see.

As for your 88 minutes, don't lie, you'd spend them sleeping anyway

Bo · 5th November 2007, 05:53 AM

I could have spent them watching Transformers again, or playing Bio-Shock, or Guitar Hero 2, or halo 3. Or even watching AF again, just for Charlize(who btw, is Esquire's sexiest woman alive 2007). If the race hadn't been a late race, I wouldnt of ever seen this movie, and wouldnt have been faced with the dilemna of how to spend my evening.... DAMN YOU Ultraviolet!

**kingtony** · 5th November 2007, 06:05 AM

ultraviolet is equilevelent to elevatormusic and being stuck in a elevator you know it's bad but it only gets worse

**DiP** · 5th November 2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kingtony

ultraviolet is equilevelent to elevatormusic and being stuck in a elevator you know it's bad but it only gets worse

Ok, from the two of you killing this movie, I know that if I ever run across it to just jump on the internet and do picture searches for Charlize for the next 88 minutes and it'll be time better spent.

**kingtony** · 5th November 2007, 06:12 AM

charlize is hot as hell

lklovelykiki24 · 12th November 2007, 05:43 PM

**Silverfoot** · 12th November 2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lklovelykiki24

Men

Man, I could run with this line in sooo many directions.

I know Adam, I know, I'm an Admin.

Man, Admins have no fun

Nevaeh · 12th November 2007, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kingtony

charlize is hot as hell

zelzar · 12th November 2007, 09:30 PM

Charlize IS Suppa HOT!!!

Nok · 12th November 2007, 11:17 PM

I only have 3 things to say about Charlize... humina, humina, humina!!! ;)

**DiP** · 13th November 2007, 11:08 AM

*takes a break in between 88 minutes of viewing pictures of Charlize*

I agree with Nok, Zelzar, and Nev.

5th November 2007, 12:37 AM	#1
Bo byebye sandland! less than 24hrs to go! Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Baja Posts: 2,532 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 3 Posts	I am owed 88 minutes of my life back!!! So last night, I was sitting around after work pretty bored.. I didnt have any movies I really wanted to watch, so I went to a buddies room and asked him if he had anything to watch. He had a few, including Ultraviolet. He said "oh man, its a great movie, just like Aeon Flux" Now AF wasnt that great, but Charlize Theron in tight clothing is usually a bonus to a sup-par movie. So I thought, well why not, Milla Jovavich is decent, and did pretty well in the Resident Evil movies... Wow!!!!!!! Bad acting, horrible picture quality, really cheesy 1 liners. Did I mention bad acting... I immediately took the movie back to him, and said he owed me those 88 minutes back. It was not like Aeon Flux, it was not like Resident Evil, it was not even worth the 3.8 rating it got on IMDB.... I learned my lesson, I should have known, from his crappy selection of movies he already has, and watched Transformers or Sopranos again instead... __________________

5th November 2007, 05:53 AM	#3
Bo byebye sandland! less than 24hrs to go! Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Baja Posts: 2,532 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 3 Posts	Re: I am owed 88 minutes of my life back!!! I could have spent them watching Transformers again, or playing Bio-Shock, or Guitar Hero 2, or halo 3. Or even watching AF again, just for Charlize(who btw, is Esquire's sexiest woman alive 2007). If the race hadn't been a late race, I wouldnt of ever seen this movie, and wouldnt have been faced with the dilemna of how to spend my evening.... DAMN YOU Ultraviolet! __________________

5th November 2007, 06:05 AM	#4
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: I am owed 88 minutes of my life back!!! ultraviolet is equilevelent to elevatormusic and being stuck in a elevator you know it's bad but it only gets worse __________________ For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

5th November 2007, 06:12 AM	#6
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: I am owed 88 minutes of my life back!!! charlize is hot as hell __________________ For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

12th November 2007, 05:43 PM	#7
lklovelykiki24 Werecat Princess =(^.^)= Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 686 Thanks: 11 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	Re: I am owed 88 minutes of my life back!!! Men __________________

12th November 2007, 09:30 PM	#10
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12th November 2007, 11:17 PM	#11
Nok Publisher - GameXbar Join Date: Aug 2007 Shard: Baja Posts: 910 Thanks: 262 Thanked 82 Times in 47 Posts	Re: I am owed 88 minutes of my life back!!! I only have 3 things to say about Charlize... humina, humina, humina!!! ;) __________________ GameXbar: DAoC - LOTRO - MMO - UO - WAR - WoW

13th November 2007, 11:08 AM	#12
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,887 Thanks: 88 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts	Re: I am owed 88 minutes of my life back!!! takes a break in between 88 minutes of viewing pictures of Charlize I agree with Nok, Zelzar, and Nev. __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

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