War Of The Cookies!!!

Zenith · 29-04-2006, 06:16 PM

News Alert ... It seems war has been announced to protect all that is good ... and yummy!!!

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Apparently due to this tidbit our *cough* friend Thraximus has declared war....on perhaps the most beloved of all Sonoman's this side of our dear Dor....Queen Mum.

*"-The end of PAS/SAL is near comrades, it is up too us all too end these pigs. The fall of these capitalist ****** is at hand. everyone that supports ZOG on sonoma shall take part in this new order, for I myself support it and will do MY part, as should you do your part, otherwise you are a coward and do not deserve too be in the ZOG empire. Queen Mum and King David of the PAS guild(s) should be consider enemies of the ZOG and all people supporting them equally enemies of the ZOG. Infultrate their guild and **** them of their items and glory. DESTROY THEM ALL at whatever means you aquire. **** THEM ALL, ZOG HEIL! TOTAL VICTORY TOO US, AND NOBODY ELSE. ZOG HEIL!!

-EMPEROR, THRAXIMUS ZOG
*From their website

Well, besmirching the honor of Mum....declaring war on our beloved Mum. Mum, who with the Lancermane clan has done more for Sonoma as a shard than Thraximus has done for his own guild...that deserves a war invite I would think. This with his latest assassination of our lovely Stratics reporter Kimi cements the fact that he must be destroyed.

Hence, I have formed a guild to deal with this trash, DTC, Defend Thy Cookies! is here to defend the honor of our beloved Mum and is currently seeking members. War against ZOG isnt difficult, their skills at PVP make even ME look good and Im about as dangerous as a sleeping Mongbat. Since Thrax forgoes Fel travel for sitting at Luna Bank inviting war with guilds unlikely to accept and talking trash, the war guild is necessary to kill any of them....although the war is unlikely to happen as they are rather gutless.

Last war I was in involving lasted 3 days until Thrax sued for peace, seem that insurance is costly or something, or just that his guild getting spanked by the same 5 guys for 3 days didnt sit well with his illusions of roleplay grandeur, so it should be a very short lived experience for all concerned. Come one, come all, watch ZOG run home ... once again.

Mum asked me to include this when you see grey ....

THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MUM, PAS, KVP AND ALL THE HONORABLE PEOPLE OF SONOMA ... have a nice day!!

So Thrax (as I am having trouble navigating the new guild interface) if you have the sack, War DTC.

To Join the "War of the Cookies" contact Ning at ICQ 253-689-901 ---
DTC (Defend Thy Cookies!!)

Lady Hell's Angel · 30-04-2006, 09:41 AM

That is horrible.....warring Queen Mum of all people! Mum as we all know is not "fighting inclined" but she does have a whole shard that will defend her when needed

**Adam** · 30-04-2006, 09:43 AM

Thrax is one messed up individual, not just in game, but in general.

Prizim · 30-04-2006, 10:10 AM

I have often wondered about Thrax's mental stability... but now more then ever I am sure the man is not well, I believe we need to get him some professional help...

Lady Hell's Angel · 30-04-2006, 07:02 PM

Honestly honey......I don't even think a shrink could help him. In fact, I think he'd make his shrink goes nuts.

Prizim · 30-04-2006, 09:37 PM

hehehehe... well i have a pet or 2 that Mum can borrow for protective purposes... I am sure they will turn him to dust quite quickly

SpyderBite · 01-05-2006, 10:32 AM

*snickers* Its actually sort of funny... Thrax's arch enemies are two of the most peacful women on the shard now. Impressive!

LoveSpirit · 01-05-2006, 11:07 AM

Queen Mum once told me (this was a while ago) that I needed to be more "loving" toward Thraximus. I told her that I had been there..done that..got the T-shirt

I do not hate anyone including Thraximus, but I also believe in tough love when it is called for. I sincerely believe that when things go beyond what is considered acceptable "role play" (ie: attacking someone's real life with lies...or someone's hard earned reputation for honesty in or out of game, etc) then something needs to be done to balance things out again.

SpyderBite · 01-05-2006, 11:15 AM

I wouldn't mind some "tough love" hon... get over here... ^^

01-05-2006, 12:06 PM

Bah, I must have become too boring to stay on his list. *couldn't find her name anywhere on there anymore* Ah well!

Lady Hell's Angel · 01-05-2006, 12:40 PM

Thren everyone loves you! Thraximus is a jerk....always has been, always will be!

**Adam** · 01-05-2006, 12:54 PM

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This with his latest assassination of our lovely Stratics reporter Kimi cements the fact that he must be destroyed.

Good for Thrax

30-04-2006, 09:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Hell's Angel Angel of Darkness Join Date: Aug 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 65 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! That is horrible.....warring Queen Mum of all people! Mum as we all know is not "fighting inclined" but she does have a whole shard that will defend her when needed

30-04-2006, 09:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Adam Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 5,641 Thanks: 12 Thanked 107 Times in 37 Posts My Mood:	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! Thrax is one messed up individual, not just in game, but in general. __________________ Question: If you can't say anything nice should you really say nothing at all? Answer: If you weren't asked for your opinion then keep a lid on it. But if asked, be tactful as possible but be honest.

30-04-2006, 10:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Prizim I am getting too old for this!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! I have often wondered about Thrax's mental stability... but now more then ever I am sure the man is not well, I believe we need to get him some professional help... __________________

30-04-2006, 07:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lady Hell's Angel Angel of Darkness Join Date: Aug 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 65 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! Honestly honey......I don't even think a shrink could help him. In fact, I think he'd make his shrink goes nuts.

30-04-2006, 09:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
Prizim I am getting too old for this!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! hehehehe... well i have a pet or 2 that Mum can borrow for protective purposes... I am sure they will turn him to dust quite quickly __________________

01-05-2006, 10:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
SpyderBite Join Date: Apr 2006 Shard: Siege Perilous Posts: 322 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! snickers Its actually sort of funny... Thrax's arch enemies are two of the most peacful women on the shard now. Impressive! __________________ Circle of the Flame Alliance Forums

01-05-2006, 11:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
LoveSpirit Owner: Rainbow Complex for New Players Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! Queen Mum once told me (this was a while ago) that I needed to be more "loving" toward Thraximus. I told her that I had been there..done that..got the T-shirt I do not hate anyone including Thraximus, but I also believe in tough love when it is called for. I sincerely believe that when things go beyond what is considered acceptable "role play" (ie: attacking someone's real life with lies...or someone's hard earned reputation for honesty in or out of game, etc) then something needs to be done to balance things out again.

01-05-2006, 11:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
SpyderBite Join Date: Apr 2006 Shard: Siege Perilous Posts: 322 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! I wouldn't mind some "tough love" hon... get over here... ^^ __________________ Circle of the Flame Alliance Forums

01-05-2006, 12:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
Threnody Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! Bah, I must have become too boring to stay on his list. couldn't find her name anywhere on there anymore Ah well!

01-05-2006, 12:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lady Hell's Angel Angel of Darkness Join Date: Aug 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 65 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: War Of The Cookies!!! Thren everyone loves you! Thraximus is a jerk....always has been, always will be!