The Wandering Royal Zoo Groundskeeper ...

Zenith · 04-07-2006, 02:51 PM

This report was deliverd to us by the wandering Royal Zoo groundskeeper ...

To: Sonoma Zoofest Community Collection Committee
Sent: Tuesday, July 04, 2006 1:51 PM
Subject: Small report of sorts concerning status of Britannia Zoos.

mr. Am I dead again on Origin shard reports in, after he was killed by a rabid mongbat he struggled to the zoo and found this. Tier 2 current points 2517264.

madam tree flitter, whom happened to be at the Pacific shard zoo admiring the wonderful TIER 11 with 11311760 points with 0 points to go to the next level. Stated, "I wonder if it will decay?"

Frostbitten, took up the challenge to report in on the Lake Austin Zoo showing Tier 3 at 3004608 points so far. And, says hi to the marvelous Queen Mum.

Mr. Pickanose was near the Baja zoo as a ghost. Apparently he forgot to bandage himself whilst fighting a mean and well-trained rat. Then later killing himself while picking his nose with his sword instead of his free hand. The zoo is at Tier 3 with 3861041 points.

Annon'ess the streaker of Napa Valley had to first streak through Moonglow before assisting me. She reports that the Moonglow zoo is at tier 6 with 6990197 points.

The I'm naughty elf of Legends saw cobwebs at the zoo, level 1 with 1601158 points, and somehow had a wooden steed in the changeling pen. How it got there we have no idea, but at least it won't decay or move.

The Grand Chicken of Atlantic, so named by the multiple deaths brought on by a vengeful chicken and further complicated with a nearby healer that kept rez'ing her, chicken death, rez, chicken death, rez. Oh the fun. Anyway, the zoo checked in at Tier 11 with 11914654 points.

The fighter GrrrNtt of Lake Superior with his single brain cell and poor communication skills of many grunts and banging of rocks, was babbling on about some battle but I finally got the information we needed. Therefore, I report that we found the Lake Superior Zoo at tier 11 with 19169305 points.

The fighter paranoid, of Great Lakes, was doing his best to hide from the nasty and evil biting birds, horses, llamas, rabbits, and the even more deadly skeletons and mongbats made it. With racing heart and sweat pooling about his feet, with more bravery I could have thought he could muster, managed to gasp to me a report while hiding behind the donation box on trembling knees. Great Lakes at Tier 5 with 5726692 points so far.

Emerald Dawn, of Chesapeake, the fledgling healer whom was out and bored stiff having taken up the call for assistance wandered towards the zoo, somehow managing to stay awake long enough to give me her report. Tier 11 with 15881832 total points.

A new character with the rather odd name of - shard is down - reported briefly to me while on his way to the smithy that Catskills Zoo has a tier 11 with 11402896 total points.

From the shard Siege, Late Frost reports that apparently her fellow shardmates can't get a zoo to operate and stands at Level 0 310254 total points. Bah.

The foul mouthed and absolutely difficult person to get along with, Nox'ette the ninja, of Oceania, didn't shock me, thru the cursing I managed to learn that the zoo of Oceania has (*&(#@@#(* Tier 2 with ()&%)(@# %(%& " #$%(&*%%^@ " 2515655 total points.

On the shard Formosa, a newbie player named Bunnie Slayer reported to me, that their zoo is at tier 0 with total points of 955636 and more importantly that she was a bunnie slayer who I had paid handsomely for her escort to the zoo.

This concludes the current Zoo status of which shards I could reach. Since most of the Japanese shards take so long to ride my horse to, I'm sorry I wasn't able to do more. Cya!

~~~~
The Royal Zoo on Sonoma (Moonglow) is still at tier 11 with 11,330,207 points. To maintain the level 11 tier we need to continue donating the eligible tamed animals, and any amount of spare gold we can find. Thank You Sonomans for bringing a wonderful site to behold!

04-07-2006, 02:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zenith Sonoma Shard Reporter Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Wandering Royal Zoo Groundskeeper ... This report was deliverd to us by the wandering Royal Zoo groundskeeper ... To: Sonoma Zoofest Community Collection Committee Sent: Tuesday, July 04, 2006 1:51 PM Subject: Small report of sorts concerning status of Britannia Zoos. *mr. Am I dead again on Origin* shard reports in, after he was killed by a rabid mongbat he struggled to the zoo and found this. Tier 2 current points 2517264. madam tree flitter, whom happened to be at the Pacific shard zoo admiring the wonderful TIER 11 with 11311760 points with 0 points to go to the next level. Stated, "I wonder if it will decay?" Frostbitten, took up the challenge to report in on the Lake Austin Zoo showing Tier 3 at 3004608 points so far. And, says hi to the marvelous Queen Mum.** Mr. Pickanose was near the Baja zoo as a ghost. Apparently he forgot to bandage himself whilst fighting a mean and well-trained rat. Then later killing himself while picking his nose with his sword instead of his free hand. The zoo is at Tier 3 with 3861041 points. *Annon'ess the streaker of Napa Valley* had to first streak through Moonglow before assisting me. She reports that the Moonglow zoo is at tier 6 with 6990197 points.** The I'm naughty elf of Legends saw cobwebs at the zoo, level 1 with 1601158 points, and somehow had a wooden steed in the changeling pen. How it got there we have no idea, but at least it won't decay or move. The Grand Chicken of Atlantic, so named by the multiple deaths brought on by a vengeful chicken and further complicated with a nearby healer that kept rez'ing her, chicken death, rez, chicken death, rez. Oh the fun. Anyway, the zoo checked in at Tier 11 with 11914654 points. The fighter GrrrNtt of Lake Superior with his single brain cell and poor communication skills of many grunts and banging of rocks, was babbling on about some battle but I finally got the information we needed. Therefore, I report that we found the Lake Superior Zoo at tier 11 with 19169305 points. The fighter paranoid, of Great Lakes, was doing his best to hide from the nasty and evil biting birds, horses, llamas, rabbits, and the even more deadly skeletons and mongbats made it. With racing heart and sweat pooling about his feet, with more bravery I could have thought he could muster, managed to gasp to me a report while hiding behind the donation box on trembling knees. Great Lakes at Tier 5 with 5726692 points so far. Emerald Dawn, of Chesapeake, the fledgling healer whom was out and bored stiff having taken up the call for assistance wandered towards the zoo, somehow managing to stay awake long enough to give me her report. Tier 11 with 15881832 total points. *A new character with the rather odd name of - shard is down - reported briefly to me while on his way to the smithy that Catskills* Zoo has a tier 11 with 11402896 total points. From the shard Siege, Late Frost reports that apparently her fellow shardmates can't get a zoo to operate and stands at Level 0 310254 total points. Bah.** The foul mouthed and absolutely difficult person to get along with, Nox'ette the ninja, of Oceania, didn't shock me, thru the cursing I managed to learn that the zoo of Oceania has (&(#@@#( Tier 2 with ()&%)(@# %(%& " #$%(&%%^@ " 2515655 total points. On the shard Formosa, a newbie player named Bunnie Slayer reported to me, that their zoo is at tier 0 with total points of 955636 and more importantly that she was a bunnie slayer who I had paid handsomely for her escort to the zoo. This concludes the current Zoo status of which shards I could reach. Since most of the Japanese shards take so long to ride my horse to, I'm sorry I wasn't able to do more. Cya!* ~~~~ The Royal Zoo on Sonoma (Moonglow) is still at tier 11 with 11,330,207 points. To maintain the level 11 tier we need to continue donating the eligible tamed animals, and any amount of spare gold we can find. Thank You Sonomans for bringing a wonderful site to behold! __________________ UOFourms ~ The Community Behind The Characters

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