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Old 9th May 2006, 09:26 AM   #1
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Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!


YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH





This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)









2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)










3. Add 5












4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator













5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.














6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










You should have a three digit number











The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how! many times you want to have chocolate each week).










The next two numbers are









YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

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Old 9th May 2006, 09:38 AM   #2
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Re: Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

Haha it does work:grin: cool!!
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Old 9th May 2006, 09:57 AM   #3
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Re: Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

and they say chocolate is our friend.. bah.. not went it tells our ages on us...lolol

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Old 9th May 2006, 11:17 AM   #4
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Re: Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

It worked! rofl!

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Old 9th May 2006, 12:21 PM   #5
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Re: Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

Unfortunately, it only works if you actually LIKE chocolate. If the original answer should be 0, then

*Hastily scratches out chocolate and subsitutes "almond toffee" or "roses".* NOW it works! :grin:
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Old 9th May 2006, 12:29 PM   #6
 
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Re: Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

Cool! I've always wondered how anyone comes up with these things.

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Old 9th May 2006, 01:49 PM   #7
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Re: Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

crazy that worked im shocked
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"4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator"
*wonders how many of us reached for the calculator while laughing!!

yepper it worked *subsituted chocolate cookies of course :grin:

That was fun ... TY for sharing it with us.
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Old 9th May 2006, 04:02 PM   #9
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Re: Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

Yup it worked, Yeee, Thanks for the fun.

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Old 9th May 2006, 04:05 PM   #10
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Re: Your Age by CHOCOLATE!!

hehe
I do like math.
722 =Þ

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