Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

**Vepl** · 16th April 2007, 06:57 AM

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

.................................................. ..........

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

.................................................. ..........

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

Rhus Radicans · 16th April 2007, 07:21 AM

*raises hand* SOUTHERNER! :grin:

Kimmy · 16th April 2007, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhus Radicans

*raises hand* SOUTHERNER! :grin:

*nods*

HMS Redneck Battle Trout · 16th April 2007, 11:28 PM

I am from Kentucky... defintally vote for the South!

-RMS Carpathia-

**Adri** · 17th April 2007, 12:17 AM

Oh yeah, Southerner! lol

Lord of Shadows · 17th April 2007, 06:33 AM

Me being an avid gun collector and sport shooter, I would definitely not have a problem finding a gun to shoot, or with the southerner's method mentioned above.

Sidebar: If ONE student at VA Tech had a gun, do you think that 33 people would have died in that massacre?

Rhus Radicans · 17th April 2007, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of Shadows

Me being an avid gun collector and sport shooter, I would definitely not have a problem finding a gun to shoot, or with the southerner's method mentioned above.

Sidebar: If ONE student at VA Tech had a gun, do you think that 33 people would have died in that massacre?

No, because this isn't the first time this has happened. A series of shootings at Appalachian Law School were stopped by armed students, for example, but for reasons of its own, media rarely report instances of citizens stopping violence by being armed.

sara · 17th April 2007, 08:05 AM

Southern from Kentucky also

Crypt Keeper(CK) · 17th April 2007, 08:14 AM

wooo lets here it for the Cantucky people!

I'm from the hills as well.

Yes, I have concealed weapon card, yes if someone rolled up on me in that frame of mind, they would see my concealed weapon just a split second before I split their skull.

Stormcrow · 17th April 2007, 08:29 AM

In Finland only the police have the right to carry a sidearm. So far, we have been saved from major shooting incidents. Add to that the fact that practically every finnish male receives weapons training in the army, and I suppose we're lucky.

16th April 2007, 06:57 AM	#1
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,641 Gold: 572 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. .................................................. .......... Republican's Answer: BANG! .................................................. .......... Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?" Son: "Can I shoot the next one!" Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

16th April 2007, 07:21 AM	#2
Rhus Radicans Join Date: Apr 2006 Shard: Catskills Posts: 603 Gold: 24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? raises hand SOUTHERNER! :grin:

16th April 2007, 11:28 PM	#4
HMS Redneck Battle Trout Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games Posts: 1,979 Gold: 3,568 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? I am from Kentucky... defintally vote for the South! -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia-

17th April 2007, 12:17 AM	#5
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,763 Gold: 5,913 My Mood: Thanks: 177 Thanked 93 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Oh yeah, Southerner! lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

17th April 2007, 06:33 AM	#6
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Me being an avid gun collector and sport shooter, I would definitely not have a problem finding a gun to shoot, or with the southerner's method mentioned above. Sidebar: If ONE student at VA Tech had a gun, do you think that 33 people would have died in that massacre? Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

17th April 2007, 08:05 AM	#8
sara Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 0 Gold: 50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Southern from Kentucky also

17th April 2007, 08:14 AM	#9
Crypt Keeper(CK) Guildmaster of ATD, Defender of Paxlair! Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Sonoma, Chesapeake Posts: 655 Gold: 354 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? wooo lets here it for the Cantucky people! I'm from the hills as well. Yes, I have concealed weapon card, yes if someone rolled up on me in that frame of mind, they would see my concealed weapon just a split second before I split their skull.

17th April 2007, 08:29 AM	#10
Stormcrow Join Date: Feb 2007 Shard: Europa Posts: 110 Gold: 55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? In Finland only the police have the right to carry a sidearm. So far, we have been saved from major shooting incidents. Add to that the fact that practically every finnish male receives weapons training in the army, and I suppose we're lucky.

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