World's Shortest Fairytale

Mercedes · 17th April 2007, 07:33 AM

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me? "The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

Lord of Shadows · 17th April 2007, 09:55 AM

Yeah...right...hence it is called a fairytale. hehehe

**Adri** · 17th April 2007, 11:02 AM

roflmao

Rascal · 17th April 2007, 01:49 PM

If only I'd known that *giggle*

17th April 2007, 07:33 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 777 Gold: 80 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	World's Shortest Fairytale - Women's Version World's Shortest Fairytale Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me? "The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End

17th April 2007, 09:55 AM	#2
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,001 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: World's Shortest Fairytale - Women's Version Yeah...right...hence it is called a fairytale. hehehe Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

17th April 2007, 11:02 AM	#3
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,748 Gold: 684 My Mood: Thanks: 139 Thanked 71 Times in 49 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: World's Shortest Fairytale - Women's Version roflmao We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

17th April 2007, 01:49 PM	#4
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,549 Gold: 55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: World's Shortest Fairytale - Women's Version If only I'd known that giggle

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