| |||||||
| Jokes & Stuff Jokes, funny stories, flash movies etc go in here. |
| | Thread Tools |
31st December 2007, 09:46 AM
| #1 |
| Whispering Rose Radio  Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 44
Gold: 788 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
 | Working on a fouth husband A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms." |
|   |
|
31st December 2007, 09:56 AM
| #2 |
| Agent Zero  Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic
Posts: 2,056
Gold: 17,858 Thanks: 24
Thanked 29 Times in 27 Posts
| Re: Working on a fouth husband hahaha |
| |
|
31st December 2007, 11:03 AM
| #3 |
| Red-Headed Stepchild  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma
Posts: 967
Gold: 5,949 My Mood:  Thanks: 87
Thanked 87 Times in 68 Posts
 | Re: Working on a fouth husband roflmao   "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
|
| |
|
31st December 2007, 11:20 AM
| #4 |
| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
Posts: 9,221
Gold: 21,224 My Mood:  Thanks: 158
Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts
| Re: Working on a fouth husband Hahahaha  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
|
| |
|
31st December 2007, 12:36 PM
| #5 |
 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior
Posts: 694
Gold: 2,475 My Mood:  Thanks: 22
Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts
| Re: Working on a fouth husband Lol  At least she is honest  |
|
| |
|
31st December 2007, 02:45 PM
| #6 |
| † Virtual hero- real life geek †    Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa
Posts: 1,045
Gold: 3,504 My Mood:  Thanks: 63
Thanked 75 Times in 40 Posts
| Re: Working on a fouth husband  |
|
| |
|
2nd January 2008, 08:13 AM
| #7 | |
| Timeless Treasures Co-Owner  Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends
Posts: 717
Gold: 6,644 My Mood: Thanks: 11
Thanked 29 Times in 23 Posts
| Re: Working on a fouth husband Quote:
 Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info | |
|
| |
|
2nd January 2008, 10:57 AM
| #8 | |
| Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
Posts: 9,221
Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158
Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts
| Re: Working on a fouth husband Quote:
    She DID say she didn't know how to cook when I first met her, and I just caught her "sautee'ing" mushrooms the other day... Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* | |
|
| |
 |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| How to drive your husband crazy | lklovelykiki24 | Jokes & Stuff | 16 | 8th February 2008 06:26 AM |
| A loving husband. | Adam | Jokes & Stuff | 21 | 25th April 2007 07:53 AM |
| To my darling husband | Adam | Jokes & Stuff | 5 | 16th April 2007 10:20 PM |
| To my darling husband | Snugglebunny | Jokes & Stuff | 11 | 1st April 2007 10:10 AM |
DiP
Solidchrome
