Words Women Use

F'Nor · 31st August 2005, 07:39 AM

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

Epona · 31st August 2005, 07:52 AM

ROFLMAO! Thats great!

Thats Ok Fnor! Go Ahead and see if I care, trust me its Fine, whatever *loud sigh* Thanks.

**Adam** · 31st August 2005, 08:12 AM

LOL Epona, that was great

And so was the original post.

**Ally** · 31st August 2005, 09:39 AM

ROFL!! That is sooo true

Zynia · 3rd September 2005, 12:33 AM

Omgoodness that's like.. So true.. hehe

**Ezekiel** · 5th September 2005, 10:16 AM

The person who wrote that is obviously married, or was...

Flutter · 5th September 2005, 03:06 PM

Yeah whatever.

31st August 2005, 07:39 AM	#1
F'Nor Join Date: Apr 2005 Shard: Catskills Posts: 558 Gold: 10 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Words Women Use FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

31st August 2005, 07:52 AM	#2
Epona You Have Been Epownt! Join Date: Sep 2004 Shard: Catskills Posts: 687 Gold: 1,152 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Words Women Use ROFLMAO! Thats great! Thats Ok Fnor! Go Ahead and see if I care, trust me its Fine, whatever loud sigh Thanks.

31st August 2005, 08:12 AM	#3
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 6,431 Gold: 148,401 Thanks: 58 Thanked 936 Times in 308 Posts	Re: Words Women Use LOL Epona, that was great And so was the original post. Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

31st August 2005, 09:39 AM	#4
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,493 Gold: 13,671 My Mood: Thanks: 49 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts	Re: Words Women Use ROFL!! That is sooo true

3rd September 2005, 12:33 AM	#5
Zynia Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Great Lakes Posts: 400 Gold: 1,042 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Words Women Use Omgoodness that's like.. So true.. hehe

5th September 2005, 10:16 AM	#6
Ezekiel Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52 Posts: 2,435 Gold: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Words Women Use The person who wrote that is obviously married, or was...

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