Women are like apples on trees:

F'Nor · 21st November 2005, 07:58 AM

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.......

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who have already been picked!

And remember ... Men are like a fine wine.

They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with

Epona · 21st November 2005, 10:49 AM

Thats great...the first part is so true!

F'Nor · 21st November 2005, 11:34 AM

I really like the Wine Portion. mmmmmm
naked feet all on me back....mmmmmmm

21st November 2005, 07:58 AM	#1
F'Nor Join Date: Apr 2005 Shard: Catskills Posts: 558 Gold: 10 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Women are like apples on trees: The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who have already been picked! And remember ... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with

21st November 2005, 10:49 AM	#2
Epona You Have Been Epownt! Join Date: Sep 2004 Shard: Catskills Posts: 687 Gold: 1,152 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Women are like apples on trees: Thats great...the first part is so true!

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