Women.

**Adam** · 19th March 2008, 12:00 PM

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.

Male readers :
Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.

**Adam** · 19th March 2008, 12:01 PM

*hides from all the women*

merth · 19th March 2008, 12:05 PM

nice! but pls dont let my wife see this

Cymbria Devereux · 19th March 2008, 02:15 PM

Nope, that's right...I never listen when it's a man, or orc, telling me to do something. We think for ourselves!

**Solidchrome** · 19th March 2008, 02:27 PM

!!!

Muhahahahaha! So true

**Cabe Bedlam** · 20th March 2008, 11:58 AM

Very funny Adam!

buddy lee · 20th March 2008, 12:09 PM

hahaha

lklovelykiki24 · 20th March 2008, 12:35 PM

You guys are so bad

Crypt Keeper(CK) · 21st March 2008, 10:53 AM

That was great!

DarksieD · 21st March 2008, 10:57 AM

hehe..not touching that one with a ten foot pole...but was funny

19th March 2008, 12:00 PM	#1
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 6,431 Gold: 148,401 Thanks: 58 Thanked 936 Times in 308 Posts	Women. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers : Please scroll down. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love. Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

19th March 2008, 12:01 PM	#2
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 6,431 Gold: 148,401 Thanks: 58 Thanked 936 Times in 308 Posts	Re: Women. hides from all the women Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

19th March 2008, 12:05 PM	#3
merth "Can Set Custom Title" Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Set AoC Posts: 1,715 Gold: 1,148 My Mood: Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 20 Thanked 70 Times in 56 Posts	Re: Women. nice! but pls dont let my wife see this

19th March 2008, 02:15 PM	#4
Cymbria Devereux Join Date: Jun 2007 Shard: Chessie Posts: 206 Gold: 753 My Mood: Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Women. Nope, that's right...I never listen when it's a man, or orc, telling me to do something. We think for ourselves!

19th March 2008, 02:27 PM	#5
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20th March 2008, 11:58 AM	#6
Cabe Bedlam Master of Magic, no really I'm serious Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Catskills Posts: 1,819 Gold: 62,055 My Mood: Thanks: 77 Thanked 22 Times in 13 Posts	Re: Women. Very funny Adam! Welcome Strangers, the paths are treacherous today... Signature courtsey of atlas607

20th March 2008, 12:09 PM	#7
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21st March 2008, 10:53 AM	#9
Crypt Keeper(CK) Guildmaster of ATD, Defender of Paxlair! Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Sonoma, Chesapeake Posts: 654 Gold: 360 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Women. That was great!

21st March 2008, 10:57 AM	#10
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