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Old 27th June 2007, 09:07 AM   #1
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are your doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney, I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Sydney too, I want to see you live on $800 a year
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