Wives' Duties

Mercedes · 11th May 2007, 03:08 PM

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had t old his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless Canadian Women

**DiP** · 11th May 2007, 03:11 PM

lol!

*takes note*

**Maddux** · 11th May 2007, 03:31 PM

hehe

Mercedes · 11th May 2007, 03:45 PM

laugh all you want boys hehehe I'm Canadian

**Maddux** · 11th May 2007, 05:20 PM

And my guess is that the third man is Canadian as well.

**DiP** · 11th May 2007, 05:53 PM

At the least, we can Americanize you.

**Ezekiel** · 11th May 2007, 07:19 PM

Thats great!

**Snugglebunny** · 11th May 2007, 07:24 PM

haha I must be Canadian too.

**Adri** · 12th May 2007, 04:43 AM

**DiP** · 12th May 2007, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snugglebug

haha I must be Canadian too.

:shocked:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! eh?

11th May 2007, 03:08 PM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wives' Duties Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had t old his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper. God Bless Canadian Women

11th May 2007, 03:11 PM	#2
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Wives' Duties lol! takes note Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

11th May 2007, 03:31 PM	#3
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,587 Gold: 23,101 Thanks: 22 Thanked 61 Times in 48 Posts	Re: Wives' Duties hehe

11th May 2007, 03:45 PM	#4
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Wives' Duties laugh all you want boys hehehe I'm Canadian

11th May 2007, 05:20 PM	#5
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,587 Gold: 23,101 Thanks: 22 Thanked 61 Times in 48 Posts	Re: Wives' Duties And my guess is that the third man is Canadian as well.

11th May 2007, 05:53 PM	#6
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Wives' Duties At the least, we can Americanize you. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

11th May 2007, 07:19 PM	#7
Ezekiel Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52 Posts: 2,435 Gold: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Wives' Duties Thats great!

11th May 2007, 07:24 PM	#8
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,785 Gold: 12,263 My Mood: Thanks: 224 Thanked 53 Times in 40 Posts	Re: Wives' Duties haha I must be Canadian too.

12th May 2007, 04:43 AM	#9
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Wives' Duties rofl We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

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