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Old 12th October 2007, 10:31 AM   #1
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Old 12th October 2007, 12:24 PM   #2
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Re: The wife...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Too bad that could never be reality.

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Old 12th October 2007, 12:35 PM   #3
 
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Lol
What do you expect from a man lol

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Old 12th October 2007, 12:37 PM   #4
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AAHHHH, the way life should be

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Old 12th October 2007, 12:41 PM   #5
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AAHHHH, the way life should be
so you think Kell.....

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Old 12th October 2007, 12:43 PM   #6
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Too bad that could never be reality.
?? you sure?

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Old 12th October 2007, 12:44 PM   #7
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?? you sure?
101% positive.

See Kellen's & Rascal's posts above as proof.

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Old 12th October 2007, 12:50 PM   #8
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Yeah if Pile made me carry his drinks like that without helping with atleast with some I put them down and kick his arse!

Unless it is something cool like a box of rats or something...

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Old 12th October 2007, 03:27 PM   #9
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Well- its how you train 'em and that guy sure has trained her

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Well- its how you train 'em and that guy sure has trained her
So, how many do you have trained, and do you have any spares?

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