6th December 2006, 10:24 AM
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| Mith'quessir    Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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  | The Whys of Men Obviously written by a woman  The Whys of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...... Then you are just an old sour fart   "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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6th December 2006, 10:38 AM
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| Master of Magic, no really I'm serious   Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Catskills
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| Re: The Whys of Men Thanks Se'an, that was a good morning laugh! Welcome Strangers, the paths are treacherous today...  Signature courtsey of atlas607 |
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6th December 2006, 10:38 AM
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| Madam of Mayhem  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin
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| Re: The Whys of Men ROFL |
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6th December 2006, 12:07 PM
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| Madien of the Great Blue  Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games
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| Re: The Whys of Men Hahaha! Those are great! But Hey the blonde jokes are funny... I wish a knew a website that had every known blonde joke listed on it... I am sure I haven't heard them all yet... -RMS Carpathia-  -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- |
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6th December 2006, 12:15 PM
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| Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games
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| Re: The Whys of Men Thanks Silver! -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- |
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6th December 2006, 01:10 PM
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| I may not be the queen of everything, but I'm the duchess of quite a lot  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Landroval--LOTRO
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| Re: The Whys of Men hehehehehehe  Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig! |
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6th December 2006, 02:47 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm  Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: The Whys of Men rofl We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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