Ultimate Online Forums
Go Back   Ultimate Online Forums > Off Topic Forums > Off Topic Area > Jokes & Stuff

Jokes & Stuff Jokes, funny stories, flash movies etc go in here.

 
Thread Tools
Old 15th January 2007, 12:19 AM   #1
Forum LegendMaddux
I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve o'clock!
 
Maddux's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Shard: Pacific
Posts: 6,504
Gold: 21,711
Thanks: 20
Thanked 53 Times in 42 Posts
Maddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The Glorious
Talking Why Women should not drive...

Some Women...
Or at least pump their own gas.....

Divider

Maddux is online now   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 15th January 2007, 10:42 AM   #2
RMS Carpathia
Madien of the Great Blue
 
RMS Carpathia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Shard: Absolutely playing no games
Posts: 1,963
Gold: 3,197
Thanks: 3
Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts
RMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the HonestRMS Carpathia the Honest
Re: Why Women should not drive...

Haha!! Oh man! Well lucky me... MY gas tank is under the license plate! Yay for elder models! But that is pretty damn dumb for that chick to do that... why didn't she pull on the side the gas tank is? Or maybe she is not used to the car and pull on the wrong side and was to lazy to fix it

-RMS Carpathia-

Divider


-Back to the Future 2-
Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.

-RMS Carpathia-
RMS Carpathia is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 16th January 2007, 06:08 AM   #3
Tovladian Soltyr
Timeless Treasures Co-Owner
 
Tovladian Soltyr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Shard: Legends
Posts: 665
Gold: 4,240
My Mood:
Thanks: 10
Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts
Tovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The EstimableTovladian Soltyr The Estimable
Re: Why Women should not drive...

Just imagian, had she cracked her skull open when she fell that would have been a Darwin award right there lol.

Divider


Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info
Tovladian Soltyr is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 16th January 2007, 06:39 AM   #4
UOForums AdministratorSnugglebunny
♥Yr Mangled Heart♥
 
Snugglebunny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Shard: Black Water Raiders
Posts: 8,755
Gold: 6,535
My Mood:
Thanks: 213
Thanked 48 Times in 35 Posts
Snugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The EstimableSnugglebunny The Estimable
Re: Why Women should not drive...

This is totally made up!

Divider

Sig courtsey of Nevaeh. He rawwwwks!

AdamD: You made me cry tears of pink sadness and despair!
"Two Minutes in Heaven is Better then One Minute in Heaven." I'm not wearing my business socks for nothing
Snugglebunny is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 16th January 2007, 07:00 AM   #5
Forum Legendbendavho
Forum Legend
 
bendavho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Shard: Lake Austin
Posts: 3,573
Gold: 130
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
bendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Goodbendavho the Good
Re: Why Women should not drive...

haha

Divider

bendavho is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 16th January 2007, 09:07 AM   #6
Eowyna Rohanna
I may not be the queen of everything, but I'm the duchess of quite a lot
 
Eowyna Rohanna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Shard: Landroval--LOTRO
Posts: 1,465
Gold: 5,802
Thanks: 11
Thanked 20 Times in 15 Posts
Eowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The GloriousEowyna Rohanna The Glorious
Re: Why Women should not drive...

Now, while I don't agree with you Maddux about the driving thing--I DO agree that real women DON'T pump gas. *waits for that nice-looking attendant to do it for her* The smell is unpleasant, pumps are drippy, and besides I might break a nail.

Divider

Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig!
Eowyna Rohanna is online now   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 16th January 2007, 10:16 AM   #7
Forum LegendMaddux
I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve o'clock!
 
Maddux's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Shard: Pacific
Posts: 6,504
Gold: 21,711
Thanks: 20
Thanked 53 Times in 42 Posts
Maddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The GloriousMaddux The Glorious
Re: Why Women should not drive...

Eowyna, you must be driven to your public engagements so that you do not break a nail.

Divider

Maddux is online now   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
[EVENT] Recruitment Drive Dawson Black Grand Hall 1 28th March 2007 03:17 PM
The Things Women Drive us to do at the Mall.. Maddux Jokes & Stuff 3 7th February 2007 09:37 PM
Help needed with second hard drive. Tabbitha Off Topic General Discussion 10 2nd January 2007 08:01 AM
Help needed with hard drive please Tabbitha Off Topic General Discussion 5 16th November 2006 01:38 PM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:53 PM.


Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
Template-Modifications by TMS
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios