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Old 10th April 2007, 10:01 AM   #1
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Why I Was Fired

For the last company picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups .
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Old 10th April 2007, 10:36 AM   #2
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Now that is good
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HAHAHA! Those are some cups I need ro my Green Tea and Coffee!

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Re: Why I Was Fired

That is a killer party! Good lord! I want some of those cups. and agreeing with carpathia, nice for green tea ^_^
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