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Old 21st May 2008, 01:27 PM   #1
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What Tree Did You Fall From?

Im the walnut tree- not always liked

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Old 21st May 2008, 01:31 PM   #2
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Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree

CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

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Old 21st May 2008, 02:09 PM   #3
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ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Ok most of it is right sept for the bold part

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Old 21st May 2008, 02:41 PM   #4
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APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

Hum...... I dunno about that one????



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Old 21st May 2008, 04:08 PM   #6
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POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
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Old 21st May 2008, 04:08 PM   #7
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Know that feeling Tov
Well it was obviously made more for women then men cause lets face it. If a man is good at ANYTHING, he's going to be egotistical about it .

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Old 21st May 2008, 04:31 PM   #8
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HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

I'd say 90% of that is not true. Then again I am never sure of my decisions...

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Old 21st May 2008, 05:05 PM   #9
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ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

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Old 21st May 2008, 05:08 PM   #10
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I'm same as Tov tho I'm not buying most of it!
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