What starts with F and ends with K.....

Tukaram · 10th December 2006, 10:33 PM

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong

RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout · 11th December 2006, 03:04 AM

haha! I remember that one! I am glad you posted it is great! I think there was diffrent versions or heck even more questions she asked the kid that didn't sound to "good"

-RMS Carpathia-

Im Free · 11th December 2006, 03:25 AM

**Tabbitha** · 11th December 2006, 08:15 AM

Lol,nice one I hadnt heard that b4

Rascal · 11th December 2006, 08:19 AM

What a way to start the work week!! I got some of those questions wrong... *giggle*

Nevaeh · 11th December 2006, 08:41 AM

:shocked:

Dentrix · 28th December 2006, 01:54 AM

Santi · 28th December 2006, 06:31 AM

I knew I would get them wrong, so I didn't try them. Funny.

**Ezekiel** · 28th December 2006, 08:59 AM

Thats a riot!

**bendavho** · 28th December 2006, 09:19 AM

That was great

10th December 2006, 10:33 PM	#1
Tukaram Old & grouchy Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Great Lakes Posts: 1,398 Gold: 105 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	What starts with F and ends with K..... A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade" Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong Tuka Kinsmen are born. Friendship is a gift of the gods.

11th December 2006, 03:04 AM	#2
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games Posts: 2,012 Gold: 5,236 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Re: What starts with F and ends with K..... haha! I remember that one! I am glad you posted it is great! I think there was diffrent versions or heck even more questions she asked the kid that didn't sound to "good" -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia-

11th December 2006, 03:25 AM	#3
Im Free Banned Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 247 Gold: 28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What starts with F and ends with K..... Lol

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