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Old 24th May 2007, 11:37 AM   #1
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what i learned on star trek

Everything I need to know, I learned from Watching Star Trek
Seek out new life and new civilizations

Non-interference is the prime directive

Keep your phaser set on stun

Humans are highly illogical

There is no such things as a Vulcan Death Grip

Live long and prosper

Having is not so pleasing as wanting; it is highly illogical, but often true

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations

Tribbles hate Klingons (and Klingons hate tribbles)

Enemies are often invisible- like Klingons they can be cloaked

Don't put all your ranking officers in one shuttle craft

When your logic fails, trust a hunch

Insufficient data does not compute

If it can't be fixed, just ask Scotty

Even on our own world, sometimes we are alien

When going out into the Universe, remember: "Boldly go where no one has gone before"
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Old 24th May 2007, 01:33 PM   #3
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Re: what i learned on star trek

You forgot:

Never go on a landing party wearing a RED SHIRT.

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Old 24th May 2007, 01:33 PM   #4
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lol thats right very funny
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Old 24th May 2007, 05:04 PM   #5
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red shiiiirrtttt

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Cool Re: what i learned on star trek

I love it, this one i need to keep

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I used to have a poster with all those on it...

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Re: what i learned on star trek

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You forgot:

Never go on a landing party wearing a RED SHIRT.
this one is most important
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