5th October 2006, 12:21 PM
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 | What a girl wants... Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: -- "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, b@#&h, I'm married!!". Broken table - $200 Hot breakfast - $5 Red Rose bud - $3 Two aspirins - $0.25 Saying the right thing, at the right time...Priceless   |
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5th October 2006, 12:30 PM
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| Lead Administrator Owner   Join Date: Oct 1990
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 | Re: What a girl wants... Awesome, lol  Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog |
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5th October 2006, 02:03 PM
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| I paint Cats.  Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Chesapeake
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| Re: What a girl wants... hahaha, that's great  Evil will always conquer over good, because good is dumb. |
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5th October 2006, 04:30 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: What a girl wants... *swats Maddux* We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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5th October 2006, 04:40 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: What a girl wants... What? All I am doing is managing the event team... *looks innocent* We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt |
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5th October 2006, 04:45 PM
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| I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock!  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific
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| Re: What a girl wants... Thats only half, the other half is on the news team. Thats the half that gets me in trouble.   |
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5th October 2006, 07:05 PM
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| I may not be the queen of everything, but I'm the duchess of quite a lot  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Landroval--LOTRO
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| Re: What a girl wants... PPPffffftttt......  Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig! |
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