A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the
same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the
female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at
the same time; And it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon....however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were
swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were
going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble
them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow
him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow the seamen."

:rofl2:

lmao!