Welfare...

Lord of Shadows · 3rd May 2007, 10:32 AM

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, 'Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter says, 'This is amazing, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided too. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. And finally, the starting salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, says, 'You're BS'ing me!'

The social worker says, 'Yeah, well... you started it.'

John Dell · 3rd May 2007, 10:36 AM

Sandra Lee · 3rd May 2007, 11:06 AM

*giggles*

Mercedes · 3rd May 2007, 11:27 AM

I love it.........if only someone really said that, now that would be hilarious!!

Rascal · 6th May 2007, 02:45 PM

buddy lee · 6th May 2007, 05:11 PM

awesome

3rd May 2007, 10:32 AM	#1
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Welfare... A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, 'Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter says, 'This is amazing, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided too. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. And finally, the starting salary is $200,000 a year.' The guy, wide-eyed, says, 'You're BS'ing me!' The social worker says, 'Yeah, well... you started it.' Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

3rd May 2007, 10:36 AM	#2
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 985 Gold: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Welfare... lol

3rd May 2007, 11:06 AM	#3
Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon Join Date: Apr 2005 Shard: Catskills Posts: 409 Gold: 53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Welfare... giggles Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon

3rd May 2007, 11:27 AM	#4
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Welfare... I love it.........if only someone really said that, now that would be hilarious!!

6th May 2007, 02:45 PM	#5
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,552 Gold: 1,064 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Welfare... Rofl

6th May 2007, 05:11 PM	#6
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 1,953 Gold: 13,975 Thanks: 19 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Welfare... awesome