Weight Loss Plan

**Adri** · 21st February 2007, 09:29 PM

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot".

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door. When he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

"If I catch YOU you're mine."

Im Free · 21st February 2007, 10:11 PM

Roflmao

RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout · 21st February 2007, 10:12 PM

HAHAHA! He was expecting another gal! That is great!

-RMS Carpathia-

Mercedes · 6th March 2007, 09:49 AM

Run forest run, rofl

Rascal · 6th March 2007, 10:18 AM

Gyvalor · 6th March 2007, 10:23 AM

I could see the plan working for me..... where do I sign up?

**Ezekiel** · 6th March 2007, 03:09 PM

Hehehehee

**Ally** · 6th March 2007, 11:17 PM

lklovelykiki24 · 7th March 2007, 10:46 AM

OH boy that is so funny but I see how that diet would work lol hehehe I would run far away from Richard Simmons

21st February 2007, 09:29 PM	#1
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Weight Loss Plan A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot". This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door. When he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch YOU you're mine." We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

21st February 2007, 10:11 PM	#2
Im Free Banned Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 247 Gold: 28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Weight Loss Plan Roflmao

21st February 2007, 10:12 PM	#3
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games Posts: 2,012 Gold: 5,236 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Weight Loss Plan HAHAHA! He was expecting another gal! That is great! -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia-

6th March 2007, 09:49 AM	#4
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Weight Loss Plan Run forest run, rofl

6th March 2007, 10:18 AM	#5
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,486 Gold: 705 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Weight Loss Plan Rofl

6th March 2007, 10:23 AM	#6
Gyvalor collecter of death robes Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Pacific & Lake Austin Posts: 292 Gold: 3,902 Thanks: 1 Thanked 9 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Weight Loss Plan I could see the plan working for me..... where do I sign up?

6th March 2007, 03:09 PM	#7
Ezekiel Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52 Posts: 2,435 Gold: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Weight Loss Plan Hehehehee

6th March 2007, 11:17 PM	#8
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,493 Gold: 13,671 My Mood: Thanks: 49 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts	Re: Weight Loss Plan lol!

7th March 2007, 10:46 AM	#9
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,475 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Weight Loss Plan OH boy that is so funny but I see how that diet would work lol hehehe I would run far away from Richard Simmons

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