Ok so a blonde walks into a department store and starts looking around and finds something she's very interested in purchasing. She waves down a near by clerk to ask some questions about the product though.

Blonde - "How much is this Television?"

Clerk - "I'm sorry miss but we don't sell to blondes"

Blonde - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SELL TO BLONDES!!!"

Clerk - "Hey I don't make the rules, but I can't sell you anything cause you're a blonde"

Blonde - "UGH!!! Fine screw you and this places"

The blonde storms out of the store more angry then a DiP at a sheep slaughter house and walks home. She wakes up the next morning still in a pretty upset mood because she really wanted that Television. Well she decides to go back to the store, figuring that the clerk she had helping her the other day was just being a jerk. So there she is, in the store again and she notices a different clerk working the area, "Thank god" she thinks to herself. She motions for this clerk to ask some questions and get a price quota of the Television.

Blonde - "Hello, might you be able to tell me a little bit about a product?"

Clerk - "Sure I'll be happy to help you"

Blonde - "Fantastic, the last employee I talked to yesterday was SOooooo rude, but anyway I was wanting to know how much this television was" she said as she pointed.

Clerk - "Um I'm sorry, we don't sell to blonde"

Blonde - "OH MY GOD!!!!, That's exactly what the rude jerk said yesterday too, I HATE THIS PLACE!!!"

Once again the blonde storms out of the store with a fire burning within her. She beings to walk home but notices a Hair Solon on her way and she thinks to herself "Well I'll show them!!!" and she goes into the Solon and requests they dye her hair brown. It doesn't take to long and before you know it the blonde was now a brunette. She goes home and gets some rest. The Following day she goes back to the store with the intent to get the Television she's been wanting for the past 3 days now. This time she catches a manager, what luck, surely he would provide her with the customer service she needs.

Blonde - "Excuse me, you're the manager here right?"

Manager - "Yes ma'am, what can I help you with?"

Blonde - "Well I wanted to get a price check on a television"

Manager - "Sure, lead the way and show me which one you are interested in"

The blonde leads him to the television and points to it. The manager looks at her and perks a brow then starts conversation with her again.

Manager - "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes"

Blonde - "WHAT THE F***!!!! HOW THE F*** DID YOU KNOW I WAS A BLONDE!!!!!"

Manager - "Because ma'am....that isn't a television.....it's a toaster"

Lol that was funny!!!

LOL!

*covers eyes and screams "la la la la" at the sheep house reference*

Oh! Gees a toaster Lol thats a good one