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Watch the Watch
A Day at the Senior Center
One day at the Senior Center a hypnotist was scheduled to do a demonstration. He arrived to the Senior Center and was happy to note that he had a full crowd. He walked up on stage and took out a pocket watch. He said, "This is an antique watch that my grandfather gave me. It is solid gold and very dear to me. Now ladies and gentlemen I would like you to watch the watch." The hypnotist started slowly swinging the watch back and forth - back and forth. "Watch the watch." "Watch the watch." "Watch the watch." "Watch the watch." "Watch the watch." All of a sudden the watch slipped from his hand and hit the floor. He said "!!!!". It took five days to clean up the Senior Center |
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Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm
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Re: Watch the Watch
omg roflmao!
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No Rest for the Wicked
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Re: Watch the Watch
Too funny
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Re: Watch the Watch
Lol Whata Scene That Would Have Made
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