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Old 13th June 2007, 08:15 AM   #1
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Watch the Watch

A Day at the Senior Center

One day at the Senior Center a hypnotist was scheduled to
do a demonstration. He arrived to the Senior Center and was happy to
note that he had a full crowd.
He walked up on stage and took out a pocket watch. He
said, "This is an antique watch that my grandfather gave me. It is
solid gold and very dear to me. Now ladies and gentlemen I would
like you to watch the watch." The hypnotist started slowly swinging
the watch back and forth - back and forth. "Watch the watch."
"Watch the watch."
"Watch the watch."
"Watch the watch."
"Watch the watch."
All of a sudden the watch slipped from his hand and hit the
floor.
He said "!!!!".
It took five days to clean up the Senior Center
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Old 13th June 2007, 08:17 AM   #2
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omg roflmao!

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Old 13th June 2007, 08:19 AM   #3
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Old 14th June 2007, 11:32 AM   #5
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Lol Whata Scene That Would Have Made
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