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Old 11th June 2007, 11:23 AM   #11
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Hmmm, one wonders what would happen if you were pulled over after using Vodka on your face, hair, and feet.......:eusa_doh:

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Old 11th June 2007, 01:18 PM   #12
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Hmmm, one wonders what would happen if you were pulled over after using Vodka on your face, hair, and feet.......:eusa_doh:
well in new york if ou were pulled over using vodka on your face hair and feet you would be called a local from downtown
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Old 19th June 2007, 02:35 PM   #13
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I loves me some vodka, but no way I'm putting it on my face!!!

And wouldn't alcohol on a would hurt like hell? (How would you use it on a bandage without getting it on the wound - difficult at best).

I'll stick to consuming it!

would think that it means after wound has scabbed over, but yeah would think that might hurt a tad if you did it on a fresh wound

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Old 19th June 2007, 03:58 PM   #14
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5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
and then blot dry.
FINALLY an answer to all of those stubborn puke stains!!!!!!!!!!!! kidding...


I have used vodka to make spray air freshener in the past:

One - two shots of vodka + several squirts (according to your own personal preference) of scented oil - I have used my candle scents used for making candles, stirred and shaken into a spray bottle.

Suggested oils to use: Lavender, Lilac (my fav), Strawberry...HECK you can mix and match to make your own like pina colada scent (coconut + pineapple scented oil or chocolate covered cherries = chocolate + cherry scented oil)
I have a huge list somewhere of scents I have personally blended together with great success if you guys want it, I can post it somewhere.

You can decorate spray bottles that you can get from any beauty supply or craft store that you put your fragrance in, and keep it in the bathroom.

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Old 26th June 2007, 04:52 PM   #15
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Re: Vodka

One thing I forgot to mention about the air freshener spray, is filling up the rest of the bottle with water...oops... so that's a shot or two of vodka, depending on the bottle size, and how ever many drops of scent you prefer, then fill the rest of the bottle up with water and give her a shake!

Here's a link that I use for mixing candle scents, courtesy of the candle cauldron!

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Vodka... :tongue9:

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