Now they tell us...............if we only had known
before............Well, who knew??????!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the
caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The
alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The
alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the
alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade
and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an
astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray
bees of wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a
Ziploc freezer bag. Freeze for a slushy, refreshable
ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly
packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal
the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the
tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka
on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
to remove the rashly oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow
your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the
pain.

And silly me, I've only been drinking the stuff!!!

#5. So if you drink so much vodka that you vomit, it doesn't leave stains?

#7. DiP's sheep loving avatar needs to try this tip!

Hey!

...if the shoe fits...

They did a few of those on Mythbusters a while back...they were all true, if memory serves..

I loves me some vodka, but no way I'm putting it on my face!!!

And wouldn't alcohol on a would hurt like hell? (How would you use it on a bandage without getting it on the wound - difficult at best).

I'll stick to consuming it!

I saw a part of that episode. I can't remember if it was from the water or vodka spray where some of the bees lived. But it was funny seeing them drunk.

i may just be a student but... o.0 what a waste of good vodka

I have a better way to remove a bandage painlessly...instead of soaking the bandage with the vodka.. just drink enough of the vodka until you feel no pain

here here Darksie !!