Up to date diet info

**Silverfoot** · 21st July 2006, 10:30 PM

Italian Pasta Diet
IT REALLY WORKS!

1. You walka pasta da bakery.

2. You walka pasta da candy store.

3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Z'yloc · 21st July 2006, 11:18 PM

I might have to try those out!

**Adri** · 22nd July 2006, 01:23 AM

21st July 2006, 10:30 PM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,350 Gold: 8,759 My Mood: Blog Entries: 8 Thanks: 215 Thanked 154 Times in 93 Posts	Up to date diet info Italian Pasta Diet IT REALLY WORKS! 1. You walka pasta da bakery. 2. You walka pasta da candy store. 3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4. You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! AND...... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

21st July 2006, 11:18 PM	#2
Z'yloc Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 53 Gold: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Up to date diet info I might have to try those out!

22nd July 2006, 01:23 AM	#3
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Up to date diet info lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

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