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30th September 2006, 08:39 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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  | United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) The U.S. Government announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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30th September 2006, 10:08 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa
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| Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) True republicans |
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1st October 2006, 05:40 AM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) hehehehe, nice.  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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1st October 2006, 03:30 PM
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| I may not be the queen of everything, but I'm the duchess of quite a lot  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Landroval--LOTRO
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| Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) This is GREAT! lol  Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig! |
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1st October 2006, 06:32 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) I have no idea. I can only imagine the recoil, however. We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt |
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1st October 2006, 06:52 PM
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| Madien of the Great Blue  Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games
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| Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) Go Kentucky! Lol Rednecks everywhere is this here state! They are crazy enough to do it hehe -RMS Carpathia-  -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- |
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25th October 2006, 12:53 PM
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| Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) only if it were that simple |
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