8th June 2007, 05:53 PM
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| The old guy from Atlantic  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin
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 | Two Lines Guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there , there are two lines to gain entrance to the pearly gates. Over the entrance to one line there is a sign that reads "Men who were henpecked by there wives." This is a very long line with several dozen men standing around shuffling their feet waiting their turn to go in. Over the entrance to the other line there is a sign that reads " Men who were boss." In this line there is only one man standing all alone, so the guy walks up to the man standing alone and says " Hey buddy how come your the only one standing in this line?" The man answers " I don't know...my wife told me to stand here."    |
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8th June 2007, 10:09 PM
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| Agent Zero  Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic
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| Re: Two Lines lol |
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8th June 2007, 10:18 PM
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| ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥    Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders
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 | Re: Two Lines  See we know best  |
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9th June 2007, 07:56 AM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm  Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: Two Lines lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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9th June 2007, 08:03 AM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: Two Lines   Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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9th June 2007, 01:02 PM
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| Mists of Avalon  Join Date: Apr 2005 Shard: Catskills
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| Re: Two Lines *giggles* Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon |
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11th June 2007, 08:54 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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| Re: Two Lines that is priceless |
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