Keke

A husband just finished reading the book “man of the house” He stormed into the kitchen, pointed a finger into his wife’s face and said. “From now on I want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law!! You will prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night, after you will draw me a bath, you will lie on the bed and take what is coming to you and then guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?”
She answered…… “THE UNDERTAKER”

A little boy says to his mum, “why are wedding dresses white?”
“A sign of purity” his mum tells him. Not convinced, he asks his dad. He says. “don’t you know all domestic appliances come in white.”

HAHA.

Nice job of making it Girls 1 - Boys 1.