A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees
the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says; "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big
guy kneels down a nd brings him to, shaking him. The
big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice
the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions
everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh350
pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and
my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?! . . . "Thank God,
I thought you said,
"Turn Around!"

lol