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Old 30th October 2007, 03:44 AM   #1
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Trick or threat

One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as 'Rocky' in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.

"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep a few minutes ago?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."

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Old 30th October 2007, 07:13 AM   #2
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thats cute

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Old 30th October 2007, 07:19 AM   #3
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Re: Trick or threat

Cute! lol

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What a cute idea lol

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Old 3rd November 2007, 08:10 PM   #5
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that was awesome. i would have never thought of that
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Re: Trick or threat

No joke, this happend this Halloween. There was a kid, looked about 15, wearing a tight Spongebob shirt (tight because it was way too small) that came by on Halloween. I asked him if he thought he was too old to be trick or treating, he said "maybe". I said "you could have atleast put on a costume" (we had a block party going on and everyone there decided anyone without a costume doesn't get anything), and he said "I did". (at this point others were curious too 'cause we already shoved away a few skaters with no costumes) I had to ask, "what is it?" He said, "I'm a little kid"

I don't know why, maybe it was the alcohol, but we all busted up laughing. He probably got the biggest handful of candy from me than anyone else.

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