A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light.
The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer.
The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.
The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry,
sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "battleship
mouth and rowboat ass".

The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything.
When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower
right corner of the narrative portion of the citation.
He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature.

The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented
his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer then removes his mirrored sunglasses, gets in the middle of
the guy's face and said, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're
an a$$hole!"

Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad record
he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.
Under cross-examination, the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a
reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?"

Officer responds: "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his signature and
mine, same number at the top."

Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation
you don't normally make?"

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an 'AH', underlined."

Attorney: "What does the AH stand for, officer?"

Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir."

Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"

Officer: "Yes, Sir?"

Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for A$$hole?"

Officer: "Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do!"

LOL

Vepl

*smirks*

Heard the one about the motorist who comes to an intersection with a STOP sign, slows down, then proceeds through the intersection? A nearby cop pulls him over, and explains to the man that he is citing him for failing to stop at a STOP sign. The man curses the cop, accusing him of having a ticket quota, etc. The cop listens for a bit, then jerks the man out of the car and begins beating him with his nightstick.

"Stop! Stop!" yells the man.

"Stop? or just slow down?" yells the cop, grinning as he continues the beating.

LMAO...too funny.

Lol hehehehe:grin:

That reminds me of something my aunt did many years ago...... She and my mother were going to work one evening....they didn't think anything was awry as they passed a cop who was waving....about a mile down the road another cop pulls the car over and asks my aunt "Lady, did you see that officer back there waving to you?" my aunt's reply.....

Yes officer I did, I waved back....

The cop laughed so hard he let her go with a warning and off to work they drove.

LOL! Good one

They were lucky...unfortunately I don't get that lucky. Recently got pulled over for doing 83 in a 55. (GTO is hard to drive slow) The cop gave me a break, and wrote me up for Failure to Obey a Traffic Control Device...aka speed limit sign. That is my luck...no warnings for me.