Top 10 Reasons....

**DiP** · 20th October 2007, 07:26 AM

Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes, then go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it doesn't last 9 months.
4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're being kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the #1 reason Trick-or-Treating is better than sex...

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!!

RMS Carpathia · 20th October 2007, 09:46 AM

HAHAHA Oh man that is great Dip!!

-RMS Carpathia-

20th October 2007, 07:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,208 Gold: 27,709 My Mood: Thanks: 111 Thanked 74 Times in 63 Posts	Top 10 Reasons.... Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes, then go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it doesn't last 9 months. 4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're being kinky. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. And the #1 reason Trick-or-Treating is better than sex... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!! Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

20th October 2007, 09:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
RMS Carpathia Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: City of Heroes - Virtue Shard Posts: 1,906 Gold: 217 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Top 10 Reasons.... HAHAHA Oh man that is great Dip!! -RMS Carpathia-

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