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Old 3rd March 2008, 03:11 AM   #1
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can ruin your figure....


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Old 3rd March 2008, 12:00 PM   #2
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Re: Too much humor

awwww What a little chunker!

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Old 3rd March 2008, 12:28 PM   #3
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Re: Too much humor

What's creepier, the kid himself, or the ice cream man staring at the little boy in his underwear waiting to give him more? Considering the kid has a towel under his feet to stand on (assumingly) hot pavement, he's gonna be at it a while.

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What's creepier, the kid himself, or the ice cream man staring at the little boy in his underwear waiting to give him more? Considering the kid has a towel under his feet to stand on (assumingly) hot pavement, he's gonna be at it a while.
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Old 3rd March 2008, 01:47 PM   #5
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kid has no pockets had he pay for that ...unless 2 gross calling richard simons

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Old 3rd March 2008, 07:17 PM   #6
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ROFL never thought of it that way, but, you may have a point... *goes to get more ice cream*

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Re: Too much humor

That's almost child abuse, jeez. "Here son, take $20 and go pig out while mommy and her bf are busy"

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That's almost child abuse, jeez. "Here son, take $20 and go pig out while mommy and her bf are busy"
LOL alright I paid him back! sheesh $20 + $5 for his pain...

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