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Old 14th April 2007, 01:13 PM   #1
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To my darling husband

To my darling husband,


Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.


I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.


I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.


XXX


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Old 14th April 2007, 01:14 PM   #2
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hehe Pawned!

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Old 14th April 2007, 06:59 PM   #3
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Hehehehehehhehehehe

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Old 16th April 2007, 08:47 PM   #5
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Re: To my darling husband

Oh so true in the navy, although it goes both ways

sailor returning from 6 month deployment: " Honey, I missed you!"

loving wife: "I missed you too. I have great news!"

Sailor:" Really?!?! Share already!"

Wife:"I am pregnant"

Sailor: "I'm gonna be a daddy!"

1 month later at pre-natal. Doctor: " Your wife is doing really well in her 4th month of pregnancy"

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