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Old 1st April 2007, 12:50 AM   #1
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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
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Old 1st April 2007, 05:34 AM   #2
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Old 1st April 2007, 07:21 AM   #3
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LOL!!!!!!!!!..................wickedly paid in full Ha ha

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Old 1st April 2007, 08:07 AM   #4
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Old 1st April 2007, 08:24 AM   #5
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Old 1st April 2007, 09:13 AM   #6
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*giggles* She missed the motorcycle?

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Old 1st April 2007, 09:18 AM   #7
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*giggles* She missed the motorcycle?
maybe the truck will fall on it

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No, because she knows wrecking the truck & car will upset her husband, but hitting the bike will get her killed.

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Oh MAN!!! Jeeesh Lol hehehe:grin:

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No, because she knows wrecking the truck & car will upset her husband, but hitting the bike will get her killed.
cheating on his wife will get him killed! She might be save the bike so she can run over him.

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